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Offline Leetgrain

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #45 on: November 29, 2013, 05:52:09 AM »
Want to hear a really bad joke?

Get some fiber wire and strangle someone.
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I know what you would do you would hump the shit out of that car, then you would get run over  :D
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It's an ulgy dem file.
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Offline Dinomoto

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #46 on: December 16, 2013, 09:29:31 AM »
The bible
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Offline Finniespin

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #47 on: December 16, 2013, 10:47:50 AM »
The Khuran (or how ever you spell it)

Might cause more stirs. But since this is a western orientated gaming community. I'd say yea the bible is more affective.

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Offline Leetgrain

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #48 on: December 16, 2013, 11:52:03 AM »
Guys...
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Quote from: Jorgen on January 06, 2010, 11:33:20 AM
I know what you would do you would hump the shit out of that car, then you would get run over  :D
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It's an ulgy dem file.
Quote from: Inject OH 4 on May 14, 2013, 01:58:36 PM
And you're do not look any thicker. I've had Creaps.

Offline holydeath98

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #49 on: December 16, 2013, 01:19:41 PM »
My report card
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Offline Christovski

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #50 on: December 16, 2013, 01:59:04 PM »
Quote from: Leetgrain on December 16, 2013, 11:52:03 AM
Guys...

That's sexist saying all guys are really bad jokes ban plz

xD
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Offline Old Crow

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #51 on: December 16, 2013, 02:49:41 PM »
What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

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Offline Dinomoto

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #52 on: December 16, 2013, 05:28:32 PM »
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Offline BladeTwinSwords

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #53 on: December 16, 2013, 05:37:39 PM »
Every pun by Lone.
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Offline Fluffalupagus

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #54 on: December 16, 2013, 07:08:09 PM »
Dead baby joke warning, don't get angry with me. trollface

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A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that?
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The one of the bottom is alive, what's worse than that?
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He has to eat his way out. What's worse than that?
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He comes back for seconds.
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Offline Weazel

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #55 on: December 16, 2013, 07:32:56 PM »
Why'd the turkey cross the road?













to prove he wasnt chicken
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Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #56 on: December 16, 2013, 10:56:36 PM »
These are terrible, even for terrible jokes. If that makes any sense.
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Offline raddude-pancake ruler

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #57 on: December 16, 2013, 11:54:35 PM »
Quote from: Dinomoto on December 16, 2013, 09:29:31 AM
The bible
dont say the bible is a joke it's my favorite collection of fairy tales.
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Offline Wervelf

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #58 on: March 07, 2014, 04:21:39 AM »
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
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Offline Milkman007

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #59 on: March 07, 2014, 08:14:27 PM »
What's the difference between a bucket of onions and a bucket of babies?

I cry when I Chop up the onions
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