Really Bad Jokes

[UnknownError]

Neltharion: How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?
Neltharion: Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Neltharion: *Leaves*

I <3 you, Nel.



Yeah just post your bad jokes here. So we can all laugh at how awesomely lame you really are.   

[Cadaver]

Why did the hipster eat the pizza hot out of the oven?
Cause he wanted to eat it before it was cool...

[Muffins]

I would tell a joke but all my jokes are racist . And what exactly is the point of this thread? To tell bad jokes are for you just to show everyone what neltharion said?

[holydeath98]

Why did the hipster eat the pizza hot out of the oven?
Cause he wanted to eat it before it was cool...

How do you kill a hipster?
Drown him in the main stream

[AbkaFlab]

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine. 

[Mr_Rainbow]

Don't click this if you don't like MJ jokes.

Spoiler for Hidden:

Why did Michael Jackson die? Kyron fought back.

[UnknownError]

What does a wicked chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.

[Mr_Rainbow]

An older man walks into a bar wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard. He sits down at a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender sets it down, he asks, "Going to a party?"

"Yeah, a costume party," the man answers, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life."

"But you look like Abe Lincoln," protests the bartender.

"That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago."

[Blackllama]

Why did the gofler wear two pairs of pants?

Spoiler for Hidden:

In case he got a hole in one.

[AlphaWeeaboo]

What happened to the kid who got ran over by a car?

Spoiler for Hidden:

he got tired

What happened after he got ran over?

Spoiler for Hidden:

he was exhausted

eh???? get it????

[mjb627]

What's blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?
Cancer

Those are some anti jokes I know.

[Blackllama]

Why did the girl drop her ice cream?

Spoiler for Hidden:

She got hit by a bus.

I think I like this thread.

[Sniper no Sniping]

Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree?

-It died.

Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree?

-It was nailed to the first one

Why did the kid fall off his bike?

-He was hit by falling koalas.

Also I think Animeme does a good job at this.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0XhjExP5Ik" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0XhjExP5Ik</a>

[UnknownError]

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gasses here!"

Spoiler for Hidden:

Argon doesn't react.

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Spoiler for Hidden:

Whoa, no, that's a hardware problem.

[Tyber]

One day Unknown had a thought

Spoiler for the joke:

That's impossible, unknown doesn't think.