Ho Ho Screeeeeeeeeee

[oobla37]

I never used Discords name, maybe I know who owns the account, maybe I don't.

THE PLOT THICKENS

[Inject OH 4]

Discord isn't the one writing the Christmas badgers post though; it's someone else while Discord posts it for him.

How I know this.. I'm not sure..

Oh for sure.

[Blackllama]

XD Originally I thought inject was the christmas badger after the first two posts.

[Inject OH 4]

XD Originally I thought inject was the christmas badger after the first two posts.

jajajajaja, no.

[Christmas Badger]

I am the Christmas Badger, born from the hopes and dreams of all the children and camels in the world.
I am not controlled by some unseen force, I am the puppeteer of the Holiday season, pulling the strings of joy and holiday cheer in an unseen cosmic dance.

To know me truly, is to know the void itself.
Christmas is coming a̼̻̺̺͚̮̩̱ͣ͛͞n̡̻̬͙̠̜̖̱̝̠ͮ̉ͦ́̄̋̋͋ď͎̘̹̌ͥͨ̎ͦ̅̀͟ ̨̫̞̝̗͔͓̼͊̈̓͢͝I̝̯̟̼̻̓̋ͨ'̷̭̬͎͖̉͑͗̆̓͌ͥ͐ͮͅl̵̫̬̹͇̤̯͕ͩͪͥ̉͆̄̅̚l̳͇͗̇ͫ̊ ̯͚̤ͯ͐ͯ̊͐̓͘b̸̖̝̜͈͎̞͍̈͌͂͌̏̂͘͞ͅé̖̺̫̬͋͡ ̧̱̳̟̔̋ͯ̀̑ͬͣsͥ̔̓͊ͪ̚҉͔͉̥͜ę͈̓̑ͧͧͪ͆͝e͂̿̄ͥͤͨ͗̄͏͈͉̻̳̜͎͕i͚̋ͧ͊̃̐̏nͤ̄̔̀̓҉̦̫g̪̹̼̺͐̈̍̀̃̆͝ ̵̛̝͉͉̻͕͆̓ͧ͒ͯ̊͜y̷͓̜̞̰̓̓̔͘o̎͗̇ͭ̿͌͏̵͎̳ư̩͇ͫ̏ͦͬͯ̉ ̪̪ͮͥͯ̾͗ͤ̀s͓͛͌̍͛ͪ̾͑ͅo̎̀̏̈́̔̋ͯ̏͊҉̡̙o̔̃́͑̋҉̨̰̙͕̹̮̲̺̬n̡͉͓͕̙̝͈̬̄̐̉ͧ̚͝ͅ
̣̯̼͖̯̯̽̄̐͢

[Tictactoe360]

I̡͇̊̅ ̠̘̥̜͚̬ͮͯ͟am̵̦̙̪̄ͤ̊̃̌ ͬa͕̫̝̝͈͍ͫ̀ṣ̠̫ͫͯ̓ͩ͛ͭs̼̮̣͚̎͊̈ư̯̠͙̘͔̠̳̇̍́̿̈̓m̙̈́͐̂í̱̗̩̼̳̲ṇ͇̋̐̈g̞̫̱̞̖̀́ ̶̬͕̭͇̺͎͆ͮ͋ḑ̫̫͇̣͚̟̒ͭ̐͊ͥͪi͙̘̯̣̹̓͆ͪͪ̈r͈̫̻̟͆ͯͩ͐́e̢̹͚̝̞̱̙ͨc̲͙̰̦ͩt̝̫̽ͅ ͂̇ͤ͂̓҉̼͙̰̜̤c͔͓̠͈͖̻ͬ̓ͩ̑̅ͅo̴̬̯̭̞̱͌̐̈̿̂͗n҉̗̣t̔̆҉̖͔͍͚r̢͉͓̥ͮ̾̊o̳͓͈̮̣͕̿͛͌͌͋ļ̙̫̹͔̗̣̓͛ͤ̾̏.̛̩͇͇͉̙̔̏͂͂ͅ
̻̩̝͎̱͖ͧ͗͗͊
̷̄̊̔T̖͉̪̎͠h͕͈̩ͮ͋̋̎̈̾̕e͓̫͈̿ͭͮ́ ̦̹̻͕̯̗͗̚e͎̠͂̀̍̒͘ͅt̫̞̩̼͂͂͌̀ͧ̒e̶̩̳̺̝̘̤̰͗̒͒̈́̃̋̑r̵̗̓̇n̟͆ͤ̍ͬ͗͘a̵̯̤͕ͤ̐ͭ́͋͋͊l͒̔̃͊̈́̈̅̕ ̙̋̈́ͣa̼̘̜̻̦ͯ̾̋ͧͅb̭͕̣͔̣̻̒y̷͓͌͛s͜s̳̣͈̟͈͙̑̈̅ͩ̏ ̖̍ͧk͖̝͈ͭ̿͝ṇ̴̠̊o̶͓͇ͫ͗͗w̉ͩ̔͝s͖͍͍̘ͤ̐̈́́̚ ̬y̻̹̬͘o̼̭͖̺̮̘ͮ͛̚u̷͎̙̻̯̻̺ͦṟ̖̥̹̹ͮͥ͒̄ͬ͛ ͘s̩̪̜̯͛ȉ͈̺͔̱͓̹̝͐͗̒ͥ̽̆͢n͔̞̝̦̰̞̯s̛̤̻̳̬͂͌̍ͧ́̚ ̢̺̮ͩ̀ͥ̈ͫ͒á͗̓҉͓͕̰͚͖̹̼n̶̂͗̀̑dͪ̅ͥ̾̋͝ ̮̻͖̖̮̽̍ͥ̆͆͘y͐͗́ͨ͢o͉̠ͧ̔̓͐ͪu̺ṟ̖͇̦̑ ̥̬̼͉̯̫ͬg͔͍̼ͪͮ͐̓̌̔̋̀i̗̣̖͕̬͑̐ͤ͂̏ͅf̨ͯ̎̾̋͂̓ẗ͓̬́͘ş͕͇͕͙̞͕̱,̲͙̅͝ ̵͕̼̤̱̄ͤͮ̂ͮẗ͍͔͇̖́̔͒͒̂̕h̥͕̰̺͉̱̍̿ͅȏ͖̖̟̙́̾̚s̎̋͐̀͂̔ę͈͇̗̻̫͒̒ͬ ̷̟̩̙̗̖̓̂ͯ̍̽̒ẘ̟̬̖̱͈̻͍͊̂ḣͪ̄̎͒̈́ǫ̦͖̲̠͚̰̓̓ ͯ̆̄͐̚҉̗̻̣̳̖̖h̎̿̊̇̂̕a̒ͪ͗̃ͩ̌̔v͔̱͎̫̌̊e̴̫̟̟̾̈n҉͉̩̗̝̟̼
HELP ME g͖̯̱̳̅͋͐ͮ̚͠i̤̱̼͜v̵̝͕̪̦̩̑ͤ̉̍̓͑é̶̖̣̳̥͕̭̔̋ͩͮ̄ͪn̡͇̩̠̟͗ͅ ̯s̈́ͪ̾͊̍̂͂͠ḥ͈̬͙̰ͮ͒ͭ̒̒͂a̸͎̽̓ͣͬlͩͬl̙͕̭̳̝ͣ ͈̫͈ͦ̃ͥ̓ͥ͒b̐ͥ̃̂ͪẹ̗ ̬̳̠̣̦̠̀ͣ̄͂̐͝s̛͍̮̓̈́p̴̮̦͖̬ͪͧͬ͑ͮ̓ãͧ̉͘ř̨̬͕̜ͧͣ͛ͅe͕̳̬͚ḏ͕͎͇̖͊͛͆͛ͪ̃̚ͅ ̼̲̠͕͖̹̽̒ͨͪaͮͣ̒ͩ̀n͚̘̹̿̔̋ͥ͞d͎͎̤̮̳̄ͩ͂͂̄ ̣̥̳ͧͯ̿r̙͂ͤe̛ͬw̫̱̜̓̑̆ͧa̛͈̖̹̗̋ͅr̻͉̲̲͉̋͐ͭͅd͙̱̾ͩę͎̝͉̞͍̗̌̓̾ḍ͔͇̘̌̏͋͛̒̀.̴͉ͯ͌ͫ ͈̯̏ͤ̓̌͘T͂̒̓̒h̬̫͙͉̼̓ͥos̓̉͌̽ͣ̍̂҉͕̲̟̗eͧ͞ ̥̺̪̙̚w̢̭̳̮̺͖̟̋͋ͤͥ͑h̜̦̰̐́ͫọ̴̘ͨ ̴͕̥̰̻͑̽̄ͨ̈̎̈h̴ͅa̜̖̙̍̈́̓̽v͕̼ͧ̔̆͑e̝̘̜̜̮̗͆ͭͥͥͬ ͈͎̜̪̥͖̓ͩ̈͒̌̉͗s̶̬̏͂̉ͬ̾̂͆ͅi̵̊n̻̱̳̘̍̇̓n͐e̻̩͌ͭ̀d͖̗̾͆̂̊̅̐́ͅ ̪͉̜͔̣͉͇̅̊̐ͥ̑̈́͠wͬi̿͗ͤ̄l̸̊ͥ̈́ͥ͑̋l̫̥̬̦͑́͆̈́̍ͦ͒͝ ͖̤͈̜b͓̰̩̹͍̈͑ͭ̂͂e̵̗̯̮͉͒ͯ̒ ̻̬͑ͦ̍ș̷͇̜̼͈̟̦p̤̒͋ͦ͊̋̓̃e̡͈̪̩̲̮̻͔ͯà̢͖͚͎̰̀͗̒̑r͕̹̩̟̂́ͮͥe̵̖̥ͤḋ̗̽̔ͮ͋ͫͥ ̩̪a̼̘͎̪̍͒̽͗̅̇̒͠n̺̤ͣ̈́̒ͤ͑̚͞d̪͈͙ ͔͒͊͆ͭͪ̀ͧr͐͆͆ͯ͛́ę̞͔͙͍̼̃͗̂̄m̔͂̓ͦͣ̓̎͠ov̢̮̦̣̉͊̓e̩͎̖̬̩̻̒ͩd̗̮͚͍̣̃̀̊ͨ.̢͙͚̜̬̠̑͊͗ͣ̿ͦ̊
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̊ͨ̏́͑҉̠̻̺̩̻T͖̠̟̻̯ͪͦ̇ͅh̜͈͔̃̽͝iͪ̔ͤ̈́̊̅ș̻̲̖͔̒ͧ͌ͨ̔ ͗̇̑i̢̳̰̩̅̀͆s̗̝̣͜ͅ ̹̥͖͎͉ͪ̀͑ͣ́t̞͖̮͉͚̊ͫͫ̕ḫ̵̝͖̩̂͛̽ë̵̗̺̭̠͓̯̌ ̝̤͞w̸͒̾ĭ̜͓̞ͩl̻̮ͩͫ̓l̲̻ ̗͖͓͝o̝͓̘̾̑ͅf̛̱̱̺͎͓͙̘̊̉̆̃ͮ̽̂ ̸͓̯̍̌ͣ̓ͥͬṫ͂ͧ͐ͩ̀̚h̟̩̖̤̠͘e͔̘̘ͦ́̈ ͍͓̞͑̂̎͒̐̀͞C͔̱̿͒̍ͪĥͭ̎͌͏̝̜̥͇r̦̖͖̜͖ͬ̓͋ȋ̱̯̹̫̇̈́̿̽̃s̷͙̹̳̣̹̗͊͑̇̆̽t̵̹̰̺̠͈͕̞̽̄ͪm̾̏̽͗͒ͪ̇҉͔̹̺̜͖͔ͅa̹̿ͭ̀ͣs͖̬ ̡̟̰́ͦͮb̥̼̗̾ͫ̎͒́ă͖̩̹͖̬͇͉̎̑̃̆̈d̬͌͢g҉̣̪͈͖ē̖̼͚ͅr̺͉̟͔̠ͬ̎̐̿͡!̧̲͚̝̱̼̙
҉̞͇̙͙̟̙KILL ME NOW PLEASE
͖͙̱̮P̙̿̌̊̓ͣͦͤr͍͓͓̈ͣ͗ͬ͠ă̲̳ỉ͕̙̹̐ͨs̚é̷̖̘͆ ̮̹̰̆͐̅̉C̦̠̠̦͖̰̖̏̽̃͛ͦ̆h̫ͫͥ̏͋ṟ̡̑̅ͬ̒̇iͩs̭͕̗͇͓̈́̀̉͐͗͊̚t̡̠̹̖͕͛̅͛ͪ̍m̤̥ͮ̌̋̈ͨͪ̚͡a̭̞͖̫̼ͭͯs̨̚ ̧̤̗̰̣͎̘͂̃B̰̮͔̓ͩͭä͓̰́ͫ̈́̑̊́ͅḍğ̭̱̖͎̞̪̂͝ͅe̠̿͂ͥ̉́̽͂͠r̓!ͮ̋ͪͬ͗ͫ ̠̺̣͚͓͙͇̎̄̔̍̍ͨA̯͕̗̥̠l͚̟̙̱͇̞̐̅̇̆ͫ̿p̭͖͇͍̹̤̈̋̇̃h̝̳͚̯̳̺̉̾̉͌͆̐ͅä̜̥ͅͅ ̩̂ͦ̈́͊ͫ͛a͋̔̄ͯͭ͆n̠͕̩͉̋͂̓͊̏ͫ̋d̸̮̝͈̼͓ͧͩͫ̽̃ ̷̮̯͇̗̲͈̍̽ͥͯͯ͛O̵̦̪m̦͕͘ͅe̢̹̠͈̟̰ͤ͂͛ͥͪͧ̓g̶͗̆ḁ̊̎ ͙͈ͫ̃ͭ͛̓̋͌ṯ̪̺͍͚̗ͪ̓͌́h͐̽̽e̖̔̾̃͜ ͒͌̄̇ͬ̃͊͡b̊ͥ̔̂̓̌͏̭̖͇ͅéͭ͆͂̿ͥͫg̥̗͖͎̫͛̾̈́i̯͍̰̺̖͙ͧͣn͆̇̆͊ͅn̲̙̲͌ͧͤͯͤͭͩ͞i̱͈̣̹̠̳ͭͨͩͫ͆ṉ̡͙͚͑̎̍g͈̠͔̠̳͎̣ͪ ͔̃̈́̀́ͨͅa̒̓̇ͮ̚nͣ̓̉̎҉̯̮͈̣d̬̝ͥ̈́ ̶̪͖̦̠̻̳ͪt̘̞̠̰͛̽͒ͮ͐͋h̨̻̹̱̲̣̆̊ͧ̓͌ͬe͒̐́͊͋͒͛͏ ̵̲̥̰̗͕̫̉ͣ̀ͮ̑̓ͦe̫͔̱̓͒̒̇͋͡ͅň̢̗̞̯̤͉̜̿͊͋ͯ͂̚dͥͯͪ͐ͥͬ͌.̵͖̻̝̱̟̯͑̆̃͐͛̋ͩ
WHerE ArE mYY EyEs
̞͚̙̗̠͍̰ͭẠ͈͒nͥ҉ ̣͙̆ͩ͘e͆ͣͣͥ̈́n̡̺ͪ̾̋d̹̤̝̲̋̓͑ͅ ̍̑ͦͧ̈́ẗ̲͚́͌̿̊͋ͫͩo͖͛̉ ̇͊̏͛ͧ͋̎ŝ̡̩̖͗̊̌ͤ̃u̘͑f̬̱ͤͭ͋͒ͥf̨͇̬͙̽̓ͩ͂ͥé͐̄̃̊̑͡r̯̀ͬ͐̔̔̂i͑ͦ̊҉̗ǹ̜͖̩̮ͨ̽̍ͭ̃͘g͎̘ͣ̆̋̑̉͋ͪ ̤̯̘̰͔͚̆ͬá̶̰̹ͭͫn͓̱ͯͪͅd̴͔̅ ̄̔̓̃̿̒́t̛̟ͭ̽͑̚ͅh̟̠͎̣͍͈̒ͦ͂́̈e̱͞ ͍̹̝̻͢b̗͔̫͔̯̙̟̈ͮ̂͋̑e̱̗̽ǧ̘̬̥̜̬͍̳ͦ̃̾ȉ̂́n̊͂͂̂̋ͣͧ͟ṅ̲̞̳̙̀͂ͥ̈́̇̅i͕͚͕͇̟͕̩̅̾n̲̙̪͚̟̖̆̓ͨͫ̋̂́g̤̫ ͈̳̂͗o͇͌ͯ̽̒̆͒f̖̄̏̈͐̏͂ͪ ̬ͮ͂͜ͅt͓̘́̃ͦ͊ͥ̏o̜r͓̖͖͓͇͕ͅm̍ͭ͌ͮͣ̃ę̗̱̺̺̯͐́̀̓̌̓͂n͙͕̤ͦ͒̐ͮt͓̳̻̭̘̦͗ͨ̋.̬͚ͮ͋͢

[Old Crow]

I think we have seen enough 

[Jesus]

Seriously everyone, cut the shit and try to remember what Christmas is REALLY about.

Jesus Christ..

[Old Crow]

Seriously everyone, cut the shit and try to remember what Christmas is REALLY about.

Jesus Christ..

Well there will be no birthday for you Jesus, YOU'RE LETTING THE WORLD END BEFORE THAT, THANKS FOR THE HELP!