Ho Ho Screeeeeeeeeee

[Christmas Badger]

Merry December 9th everyone! I've been summoned here, by someone who believe you aren't in the spirit of Christmas.

He tells me that many of you complain about the small snow flakes descending onto your screens.
Did you know, there are many countries across that world that can't even afford to have snow flakes on their site!

Christmas Badger believes in second chances
Unlike his filthy cousin Hanukkah Mongoose, who believes that if you make a mistake you shall burn in the fires of damnation for all eternity.

But I digress, I'm here to spread some Christmas Joy to all the girls and boys.
And remember, on Wednesdays doors are forbidden so please don't make me maul you in your sleep, use a window.

I'll be sticking around for a few more days to make sure none of you are naughty.

Also, don't trust Kwanzaa Zebra, I don't know what he's been up to, but ever since Kwanzaa 1999, he's been a little funny.

[Inject OH 4]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUG4Eq7JfwY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUG4Eq7JfwY</a>

[Pillz]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUG4Eq7JfwY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUG4Eq7JfwY</a>

Fuck that, the Christmas badger loves flakesnows!

[whenbananasattack]

You capitalists and your religions.

[Nelth]

Unlike his filthy cousin Hanukkah Mongoose, who believes that if you make a mistake you shall burn in the fires of damnation for all eternity.

But jews don't believe in hell? 

[Inject OH 4]

btw, to be fair you all might be forgetting a little something,

15)   All members are limited to One Account.  Community Leaders may have more than one.

Although we haven't come down hard on this in the past we are soon nearing in on making this rule much much more strict.

[Tictactoe360]

btw, to be fair you all might be forgetting a little something,

15)   All members are limited to One Account.  Community Leaders may have more than one.

Although we haven't come down hard on this in the past we are soon nearing in on making this rule much much more strict.

Well for the sake of argument, lets say that this is someone's alternate account.
I'm sure they made it purely for the Holidays and have no intention but to make a few people laugh with a badger in a Christmas hat.

Once Christmas has passed, I'm sure the Christmas badger will return to his home until next year.
Isn't that right Christmas Badger?

[Christmas Badger]

btw, to be fair you all might be forgetting a little something,

15)   All members are limited to One Account.  Community Leaders may have more than one.

Although we haven't come down hard on this in the past we are soon nearing in on making this rule much much more strict.

Well for the sake of argument, lets say that this is someone's alternate account.
I'm sure they made it purely for the Holidays and have no intention but to make a few people laugh with a badger in a Christmas hat.

Once Christmas has passed, I'm sure the Christmas badger will return to his home until next year.
Isn't that right Christmas Badger?

Nope, the Christmas Badger has decided the Christmas Badger likes this place.
Everyone seems to be reasonably cheerful, unlike all those dirty munchkins don't at my Christmas factory in Jersey.

I think I'll be staying a little longer.

[Tictactoe360]

btw, to be fair you all might be forgetting a little something,

15)   All members are limited to One Account.  Community Leaders may have more than one.

Although we haven't come down hard on this in the past we are soon nearing in on making this rule much much more strict.

Well for the sake of argument, lets say that this is someone's alternate account.
I'm sure they made it purely for the Holidays and have no intention but to make a few people laugh with a badger in a Christmas hat.

Once Christmas has passed, I'm sure the Christmas badger will return to his home until next year.
Isn't that right Christmas Badger?

Nope, the Christmas Badger has decided the Christmas Badger likes this place.
Everyone seems to be reasonably cheerful, unlike all those dirty munchkins don't at my Christmas factory in Jersey.

I think I'll be staying a little longer.

But that wasn't part of the deal! I summoned you, that means you have to stay to the agreement.
My soul for roughly three weeks of Holiday cheer.

You have to go back, I command you!

[Inject OH 4]

#CrazyPeopleTalkToThemSelf

Ohhh

[Christmas Badger]

btw, to be fair you all might be forgetting a little something,

15)   All members are limited to One Account.  Community Leaders may have more than one.

Although we haven't come down hard on this in the past we are soon nearing in on making this rule much much more strict.

Well for the sake of argument, lets say that this is someone's alternate account.
I'm sure they made it purely for the Holidays and have no intention but to make a few people laugh with a badger in a Christmas hat.

Once Christmas has passed, I'm sure the Christmas badger will return to his home until next year.
Isn't that right Christmas Badger?

Nope, the Christmas Badger has decided the Christmas Badger likes this place.
Everyone seems to be reasonably cheerful, unlike all those dirty munchkins don't at my Christmas factory in Jersey.

I think I'll be staying a little longer.

But that wasn't part of the deal! I summoned you, that means you have to stay to the agreement.
My soul for roughly three weeks of Holiday cheer.

You have to go back, I command you!

Who said I had to agree after fulfilling my part of the deal?
Once the three weeks are up, I shall claim this site as my own and rule it with an iron fist.

[Tictactoe360]

btw, to be fair you all might be forgetting a little something,

15)   All members are limited to One Account.  Community Leaders may have more than one.

Although we haven't come down hard on this in the past we are soon nearing in on making this rule much much more strict.

Well for the sake of argument, lets say that this is someone's alternate account.
I'm sure they made it purely for the Holidays and have no intention but to make a few people laugh with a badger in a Christmas hat.

Once Christmas has passed, I'm sure the Christmas badger will return to his home until next year.
Isn't that right Christmas Badger?

Nope, the Christmas Badger has decided the Christmas Badger likes this place.
Everyone seems to be reasonably cheerful, unlike all those dirty munchkins don't at my Christmas factory in Jersey.

I think I'll be staying a little longer.

But that wasn't part of the deal! I summoned you, that means you have to stay to the agreement.
My soul for roughly three weeks of Holiday cheer.

You have to go back, I command you!

Who said I had to agree after fulfilling my part of the deal?
Once the three weeks are up, I shall claim this site as my own and rule it with an iron fist.

Fuck....

#CrazyPeopleTalkToThemSelf

Ohhh

Quickly Inject, stop talking to yourself and run, RUN DAMMIT!

[Inject OH 4]

#insane
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NS6O4tIIuU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NS6O4tIIuU</a>

[oobla37]

Let us assume that this is someones alternate account an not the real Christmas Badger (pffft, duh it's the real Christmas Badger) I see no harm in having Mr. Badger around if the owner of said account is easily distinguishable from other possible owners (ie: it's obvious who's account it is) and he/she gains nothing from owning the account. I say let Mr. Badger have some holiday fun.

[Pillz]

Discord isn't the one writing the Christmas badgers post though; it's someone else while Discord posts it for him.

How I know this.. I'm not sure..