help

[Coreybush11]

i'm fat and retarded

WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON

ONEEEEEEE-CHANNNNNNNN

[CamperStrike]

Hey, welcome to CG. I'll be your-

Oh.

please be my guide in this brave new digital world; i want to ride the merry-go-round of the joyful unbanned at a bold and galloping pace astride the shoulders of your robust equestrian hunk of manhood. i hope i may go so far as to say that i like you very much and you complete me. well peace.

Why are you such an idiot? You jaundiced jumped up, vercordiously pusillanimous piffle. Your vileseome existence nauseates me beyond compare. It is politically correct when discussing your faults to use certain words to denote your humanness above your disability. But in your case, there is nothing human. You are just challenged, you are just different. Given a choice of stepping in something nasty on the sidewalk, or bidding you good morning, I would happily choose the former. Single-handedly, you have wrenched all meaning out of life. Congratulations. As I write this I try vainly to think of something, anything, which redeems in some small way your utterly pointless existence. The only thing that comes to mind is that you have taught me hate. Pure, unmitigated hate. I have had fantasies about attacking you with a machete, but I dare not. I once cut up a starfish, which was so neurologically simple that each piece grew into a clone of the original. Your coleopteron brain no doubt shares certain appalling similarities with such creatures. You, misguided as you are, might be asking yourself what you have done to deserve such a letter as this. Your misdeeds and villainous vampings can be described in just two words: you exist. And believe me, there is no reason on earth why you should. How do you justify to yourself waking up each morning and ruining yet another day? If everything in this world has some purpose, some grand plan behind its existence, then yours surely is to show everything else, whether it be a slops bucket in a fried chicken stand, or the gunk behind the fridge, how fortunate it is not to be you. I have tried, but clearly, I have failed. I must stand firm to the realisation that mere words cannot express my utmost and profound contempt and loathing for your person, your being and your existence. You are a blight against nature.

[CamperStrike]

also penises

[Sniper no Sniping]

I'd want to have that as my sig, but iz too long. maek shortur

[crypto]

well i don't think anything i've said warrants vampire allegations but if it helps i'm not actually fat. i bet corey feels like a really big idiot now.

[Coreybush11]

well i don't think anything i've said warrants vampire allegations but if it helps i'm not actually fat. i bet corey feels like a really big idiot now.

B-but crypto-sama..... you so kawaiiiiii~~~ oniee-channn

[Blackllama]

well i don't think anything i've said warrants vampire allegations but if it helps i'm not actually fat. i bet corey feels like a really big idiot now.

B-but crypto-sama..... you so kawaiiiiii~~~ oniee-channn

I'm sorry but oniee is not a thing.  Onee or Onii PICK ONE BITCH.

[Kwaurtz]

Yayyyyyyyyyyyy

[Doc. Mentalist S.]

i'm alive

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtA7YIFapnY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtA7YIFapnY</a>
Referencing the band Metric.



Last time i saw you in game was when you were shirtless and near the window. With people outside, staring at you and likely giving you the wrong impression.

Other than that, it's good to see you again.

[Boxman]

Hey, welcome to CG. I'll be your-

Oh.

please be my guide in this brave new digital world; i want to ride the merry-go-round of the joyful unbanned at a bold and galloping pace astride the shoulders of your robust equestrian hunk of manhood. i hope i may go so far as to say that i like you very much and you complete me. well peace.

Why are you such an idiot? You jaundiced jumped up, vercordiously pusillanimous piffle. Your vileseome existence nauseates me beyond compare. It is politically correct when discussing your faults to use certain words to denote your humanness above your disability. But in your case, there is nothing human. You are just challenged, you are just different. Given a choice of stepping in something nasty on the sidewalk, or bidding you good morning, I would happily choose the former. Single-handedly, you have wrenched all meaning out of life. Congratulations. As I write this I try vainly to think of something, anything, which redeems in some small way your utterly pointless existence. The only thing that comes to mind is that you have taught me hate. Pure, unmitigated hate. I have had fantasies about attacking you with a machete, but I dare not. I once cut up a starfish, which was so neurologically simple that each piece grew into a clone of the original. Your coleopteron brain no doubt shares certain appalling similarities with such creatures. You, misguided as you are, might be asking yourself what you have done to deserve such a letter as this. Your misdeeds and villainous vampings can be described in just two words: you exist. And believe me, there is no reason on earth why you should. How do you justify to yourself waking up each morning and ruining yet another day? If everything in this world has some purpose, some grand plan behind its existence, then yours surely is to show everything else, whether it be a slops bucket in a fried chicken stand, or the gunk behind the fridge, how fortunate it is not to be you. I have tried, but clearly, I have failed. I must stand firm to the realisation that mere words cannot express my utmost and profound contempt and loathing for your person, your being and your existence. You are a blight against nature.

I don't think you understand how much I hate you for making me read that three times over.

[SkiesAhoy]

FINALLY! Now everything is complete and CG makes me 110% happy again.

Fuck yeah.

This.

[Dinomoto]

Blackllama, Onee is older sister

[Boxman]

Blackllama, Onee is older sister

So? Wincest.

[Blackllama]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtA7YIFapnY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtA7YIFapnY</a>
Referencing the band Metric.

You just won.

Blackllama, Onee is older sister

So? Wincest.