Best way to get rid of a body?

[Leetgrain]

You have to post what you think the best way to get rid of a body and "evidence" where the person dies from a gunshot wound. (Totally not using this for use in the real world,if you believe that.)

SILLY ANSWERS ALLOWED

In my opinion,Make Hannibal Lecter eat the body!

[Sniper no Sniping]

Realisticly: Burn and bury i guess.

Other: ..... Give it to waffuls.

[Tendovvi]

barrel + acid

[Nelth]

Put it in a black guys truck 





In all seriousness, I have heard flareguns can burn a body to nothing in a matter of seconds.

[Hair Slut]

barrel + acid

i agree, barrel and highly concentrated acid plus a dumping ground would work great,then theres the matter of cleanup of the murder site, then disposal of tools, replacement of said tools and some wear, a clear conscience, dont act too normal or out of the ordinary-IE dont act like nothing is wrong, react like you would when you hear of a death, if somehow made to assist in the investigation dont lead them way off, just enough like the body is in the city but dont know what dump/lot/river and DONT TELL ANYONE OR SPEAK OF IT! all i can think of

[Waffuls the Huntress]

You have to post what you think the best way to get rid of a body and "evidence" where the person dies from a gunshot wound. (Totally not using this for use in the real world,if you believe that.)

SILLY ANSWERS ALLOWED

In my opinion,Make Hannibal Lecter eat the body!

WHO DID YOU KILL?

Besides, eat them. I find it a.. "juicy" way to go..? /slapped for horrible pun usage

[Sejo Mino]

barrel + acid

i agree, barrel and highly concentrated acid plus a dumping ground would work great,then theres the matter of cleanup of the murder site, then disposal of tools, replacement of said tools and some wear, a clear conscience, dont act too normal or out of the ordinary-IE dont act like nothing is wrong, react like you would when you hear of a death, if somehow made to assist in the investigation dont lead them way off, just enough like the body is in the city but dont know what dump/lot/river and DONT TELL ANYONE OR SPEAK OF IT! all i can think of

I have 2 say that most metal barrels acid goes right through. You will need some plastic bins of some sort. Metal barrels are used for mostly Flamable and Radiation stuff. XP

[Sammy]

Well from my experience of fps gaming, the best hiding spots are the most obvious ones. I say put it in the middle of a busy street.

Teh Perfect Camoflauge!

[Pillz]

Flare gun

[Old Crow]

Take them up in a 2 seat aircraft, kick them out over the ocean, fly back like nothing happened.

[OMG_ZombiePenguin]

A large wooden barrel with a solution of water and sodium hydroxide. After most of the body has dissolved remove it from the barrel, but be careful of the chlorine gas if there is any left. Then take the remains and put them in the trunk of an old metal car with a car tire WITH the rim in the tire. Place hard wood in the back with the remains and add a generous amount of gasoline, but be careful gasoline is very volatile. Light it, shut the trunk and wait till the flames die down. You have just made a redneck crematorium. What you will have left if anything is fragments of the skull and possible other fragments of bones. REMOVE THE TEETH before you do anything. If you like use the charcoal left over from the burning to cook yourself up some burgers. Just scatter the rest of the dust of the body where ever. Or keep it in a urn in your house. the best place to hide something is in plain sight.


---side note when mixing sodium hydroxide with water. First add water to the barrel then the base or else it will blow up in your face.

[Sammy]

A large wooden barrel with a solution of water and sodium hydroxide. After most of the body has dissolved remove it from the barrel, but be careful of the chlorine gas if there is any left. Then take the remains and put them in the trunk of an old metal car with a car tire WITH the rim in the tire. Place hard wood in the back with the remains and add a generous amount of gasoline, but be careful gasoline is very volatile. Light it, shut the trunk and wait till the flames die down. You have just made a redneck crematorium. What you will have left if anything is fragments of the skull and possible other fragments of bones. REMOVE THE TEETH before you do anything. If you like use the charcoal left over from the burning to cook yourself up some burgers. Just scatter the rest of the dust of the body where ever. Or keep it in a urn in your house. the best place to hide something is in plain sight.

Personal note to self: Dont fuck with this dude.

[Coreybush11]

I think my digestive juices are strong enough for bones and what other poisons and shit are in one's body.

[Sprite]

I think my digestive juices are strong enough for bones and what other poisons and shit are in one's body.

Caution Corey will probably eat you

[Chickenma3]

aquire wood chipper, insert body (waffles for example), sell meat to butcher, ......, Profit?