Best way to get rid of a body?

[Blackllama]

Flare gun

Exactly.  But you have to hang  it first.  To avoid burn marks.

[Wholegrain]

the criminal within me really appreciates this thread.....

[Pillz]

A) Find a giant leaf pile in a forest

B) Dig through the leaves and assorted brush

C) Place body

D) Cover with leaves and shit

E) Pee all over the seed to water it

F) Make babies

[Just Put The Change In]

Honestly what I would do is burn it then bury it in the woods where nobody will find it. Or dump it in the ocean/river if possible.

[Pillz]

Burning always helps, or sulfuric acid or whatever assorted goodies that help break things down. Either way if it's out of the way enough, and you don't think you could ever find your way back to it, it's good. Nearby woods will be searched if a bodies being looked for, so burying properly and making sure the location isn't obvious is important.

Unless you have a boat and an ocean and a rock and a rope. I wonder how many dead bodies there are along the sea floor tied to rocks... I guess sea life takes care of them. Then just cast your fishing line out immediately so you don't look suspicious, in the middle of the ocean.

[xXArbysOvenMittXx]

Donate to your local cannibal cult for a sweet profit.

[Jorgen]

I've heard the golf stream is quite, lets say powerful. So if you ain't got the power or ingredients to make a potent acid (or other melting factors), maybe that would work.

[Cortez (Mr. T. FOO!)]

It's actually quite difficult to burn a body totally without covering it with a substance like napalm or white phosphorous which doesn't stop burning. The human body is 70% water after all.

[Sniper no Sniping]

Then that water shall BURN for defying my demand.

[Just Put The Change In]

It's actually quite difficult to burn a body totally without covering it with a substance like napalm or white phosphorous which doesn't stop burning. The human body is 70% water after all.

Gasoline?

[Fullmetal Megadave]

put the body under 6 feet of concrete

[Cadaver]

put the body under 6 feet of concrete

meh, too easy to find

[Jorgen]

I've heard that there are butt loads of skeletons in tar pits, it could probably room some more XD

[Sprite]

You seem to hear a lot about the disposal of bodies Jorgan hmmm 

[Waffuls the Huntress]

Lakes, anyone?