how2do ?_?

[Pillz]

Here is the format for any help requests, please follow: Follow who? Where? Why?! WHY AM I FOLLOWING PEOPLE. HOW2TOAST

Help Request Subject: how2make a toast

Specific people needed to read this: Everyone. This is = srs.

Summarize help request in one sentence: HOW2MAK A TOAST?! ?_?

Additional Info: My toast is wanteding to be maked. Is butter somehow involvified?

Importance level(low,medium,high): Super duper high.

Steam related?: I guess if you cook it hot enough there might be steam. I Really don't know. I'm asking you guys!

Please copy and paste this into your message without the top/first and bottom/last sentences: NO!!

I am rly hoping u guize can help me. Toast is hardso to make. I make tried to do it once and blew whole town to piecereens! I men i mad tha toast but WHOLE TOWN WAS TOAST TOO! LOL!!
Plz help!

[Jorgen]

you start by stickin your penis in a steamin hot pie. then you thrust and thrust until cream comes out, then you buy a toaster take the cream on the bread and stick it in the toaster

[pwn3dl1fe]

I could tell you cause im cheff haha But hmmxd

[Pillz]

AWWW. I MISSED THE ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF MY FIRST POST. =/

+Edit+ I guess this post being my 1200th makes up for it.

[Scotty]

  shit that sucks will theirs always nxt year