Another abnormal essay

[chalupa-pie]

Like the one on the previous forum, I will write a short story and you add on to it and just keep on adding on to each short story. But, each short story has to be relevant to the one posted on above you and has to do with something related to the CG community ex. members of the community, the games we play, the forums, etc.. So here's the beginning,

I was laying on the grass as I noticed a figure approaching from the distance. As it got closer I could recongnise what it was, it was Wholegrain and Q bert running from a horde of zombies. I jump up and ran to aid the two when I noticed something that I couldn't believe. Leading the zombies was the dreaded forum troll who flamed and spammed Wholegrain, Q bert and I. it was unbearable to respond to the troll, because we all know, don't feed the trolls. We were almost dead until Jauni the forum master came with his mighty ban hammar and banned the troll's ass.

I know this is kind of a stupid story but I just pulled some random shit out of my ass so give me some credit. So next person add on to this demented story,

[Wholegrain]

IM TOO HIGH TO HANDLE THIS TASK

[chalupa-pie]

Doing drugs again? Tisk tisk wholegrain, drugs will steer you in the wrong direction...

[q bert]

i picture juani being a wizard or something in this story

[Jorgen]

I am to sad 2 write anythn now....

[Skieski]

I am to sad 2 write anythn now....

[Jorgen]

BECAUSE YOU ARE THERE.....

[Priest]

Then Chalupa picked up his +1 staff and proceeded to spam fireballs at Juani because he wanted the mighty BanHammer for himself. But Juani dodged them all and hammered Chalupa into dust.

[chalupa-pie]

Whats with your meanness agenst me recently? anyway,
Junia was like fuck this and resurrected Chalupa-pie.

[Wholegrain]

THEN THIS BITCH came out and was like "hoe where my waffles" and Juani was all like BROWSKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Say it for 20 secs long and say it like a stoner)
i dont haev waffles just pancakes
then Juani got aids and died
and Chalupa was busy with sodemy
Jorgen was smoking a carton of his favorite cigs
ON THE MOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ON A BOAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!
LIKE A BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he got raped by polar space bears
and then i was the child that came out his pooper so to speak
then obama was president
2012 came and we all died
THE END WE ARE ALL DEAD YOU CANT CONTINUE THIS STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chalupa-pie]

Then Junia was like, FUCK YOU WHOLEGRAIN I'M THE FORUM MASTER AND YOU POSTED THAT ON MY FORUMS SO I CAN RECREATE EVERYTHING BITCH! So Junia did, and everyone as happy except wholegrain (the bitch). We threw wholegrain in jail and put him to the death sentence. IMMA GUNNA GET YOU BACK FOR THIS! Yelled wholegrain. And he did, he pulled out a vile that contained a virus (how original I know) that would turn the world into zombie panic source. He threw it down and everyone ended up in zpo_harvest. The whitie (wholegrain) easily broke into the house with his admin abuse powers and ate our brains. when the round restarted we were all like, BITCH THIS IS REAL LIFE YOU CAN'T USE YOUR ADMIN POWERS TO CHEAT! So, the other admins gave everyone else admin and there was a epic admin abuse battle. Wholegrain drugged everyone and laughed, I AM THE OWNER! YOUR ADMIN RANKS ARE ALL LOWER THAN ME! We could do nothing until we got some hackers and hacked the server than perma banned wholegrain and took away his admin.

HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES BITCh!

[Jorgen]

VIAL not vile VIAL wait why am i being the grammar nazi?!?!
 

JUANI COME YOU RACIST COCK

[pwn3dl1fe]

No offence But im kind a Nazi i have Nazi flag in my home on the wall so yea peace

[Jorgen]

lol
NAZI, Go to Juani
for some
nice
looking
dipstick
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[pwn3dl1fe]

Btw my grandfather was in SS