Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[Boxman]

Granted, the second HolyDeath learns how to admin properly by giving verbal warnings before muting people? AKA Never. (Yes, I'm still angry about being muted 3 times for "singing")


I wish anger.

[Pillz]

Granted, but you're immediately happy because your wish was granted.

I wish for a new left ear.

[Shikaru]

Granted

I wish I had a unbreakable car that couldn't run out of gas and ran on water.

(P.S) You can't corrupt my wish so ha i beat you!

[TowerSheep]

Granted

I wish I had a unbreakable car that couldn't run out of gas and ran on water.

(P.S) You can't corrupt my wish so ha i beat you!

Granted, but you car can only go a mile because it runs on water. You also locked your only set of Keys inside the car. (Have fun breaking the window lololololol)

I wish Shikaru was happy. (Nyaa!)

[Napoleon BonaPARTY]

Granted, he's happy because he killed you

I wish my sister had a "stfu" button

[Boxman]

Granted, your sister has a functional STFU button. It makes everyone around her shut the fuck up, forcing them to listen to her pointless bullshit about training bra's and periods.

I wish Cat, meow.

[TowerSheep]

Granted it claws your manly bits off and runs away.

I wish Boxman was Boxcarman

[Boxman]

Granted, Boxcar Man?

I wish Towersheep was Towerllama.

[Liam Neeson]

Granted, but he spits in your face

I wish I could fly

[Blazyd]

Granted, but he spits in your face

I wish I could fly

Granted, but you fly into a tree.

I wish I could travel the universe.

[Liam Neeson]

Granted, but you die of old age before you can reach anything

I wish Guild Wars 2 would come out already

[Napoleon BonaPARTY]

Granted but the game is fraught with errors due to being released early.

I wish I knew how to lucid dream.

[Pancake Of Doom]

Granted but you lose your libido due to having wet dreams each night.


I wish I could do the Zach Morris time out from Saved By The Bell.

[Leetgrain]

Granted, But the world you own is your mother's basement (And if she doesn't have one, YOU HAVE NOTHING! MUAHAHA!)

I wish I was paid well for the Hits I deal.

[whenbananasattack]

Granted, but you're paid in East Timor's currency.

I wish I was a less awful human being.