Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[Blackllama]

Granted, you drop out of school.  And then a bunch of robbers steal yo shit and you're poor again.


I wish this 2 hour delay would turn into a snowday so I can skip school today.

[Hair Slut]

granted, it becomes a deadly blizzard and everyone gets frostbite and loses limbs

i wish for people to stop being so god damned stupid

[TowerSheep]

granted, it becomes a deadly blizzard and everyone gets frostbite and loses limbs

i wish for people to stop being so god damned stupid

Granted Everyone except you is a genius and now no one will talk to you because you are inferior.

I wish for the end to existence.

[Hair Slut]

Granted.

[Blackllama]

YOU KILLED IT.

[InterZu]

Granted, "IT" The clown is dead. He took Hair slut and his posts with him, thus, continuing the corruption.

I wish they found a cure for cystic fibrosis.

[Nelth]

Granted, but they just changed the name.

I wish Hair wasnt such a buzzkill, like buzzkillington.

[Derpy Muffin]

wish granted but now your life has no meaning and you kill yourself



i wish i had a bigger house

[Boxman]

wish granted but now your life has no meaning and you kill yourself



i wish i had a bigger house

Granted, but it's condemned and inhabitable.

I wish people would FUCKING PLAY DIABLO 3

[Sniper no Sniping]

Granted, but it sucks and it got shut down May 16th.

I wish boxman posted less anime.

[Nelth]

Granted, Instead he posts hentai

I wish that it was the 15th already.

[vinnylord]

granted, giant rock chrushes on the game stores


i wish i had a sandwich

[Nelth]

granted, giant rock chrushes on the game stores


i wish i had a sandwich

  Granted, but it is 1'' by 1''

I wish vinny realized that it is a digitial copy

[vinnylord]

granted, But vinny suffers from amnesia

I wish i had more spare time

[Boxman]

Granted, you get to spend more time with your spare.

I wish all the people would all jump instantaneously on one side of the earth, knocking us off our proper rotation around the sun.