Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[Hair Slut]

granted but its siezed and used to help other people

i wish for  to  emocut  while looking like 

[Sniper no Sniping]

Granted but  was  and  nutil he .

I wish people would stop using emotes for their wishes.

[Cortez (Mr. T. FOO!)]

Granted but now there are no memes of any sort on the internet.

I wish that the laws of physics weren't so complicated.

[Old Crow]

Granted but gravity is now reversed and you have to do everything upside down

I wish the weather here stayed sunny and warm

[Cortez (Mr. T. FOO!)]

Granted but the reason for this weather is that the Earth is now 21.6% closer to the sun, causing human life as we know it to not exist.

I wish I knew where my pants are...

[Blackllama]

Granted, you now know they've been abducted by aliens.

I wish I didn't have to walk into the kitchen to get another soda.

[InterZu]

Granted, now you have to walk to the grocery store to get a soda

I wish my heart stopped pumping and i died.

[Cortez (Mr. T. FOO!)]

Granted, there was much rejoicing.

I wish that my feet weren't cold.

[Blackllama]

Granted, there was much rejoicing.

I wish that my feet weren't cold.

granted, they just finished geting dipped in a bucket of gasoline and now are on fire.\

I wish cortez understood that he's not the only one who passed the 666 post count mark.   

[InterZu]

Granted, but his brain was too tiny to retain that much information.

I wish that i had an iphone

[Sniper no Sniping]

Granted, now you have no money. EVER.

I wish i actually cared enough to make a wish.

[Blackllama]

Granted, you just made one.

I wish this thread didn't feel so pointless.  I only post here because it's the only thread currently being posted on.  I don't know why but I feel the need to post anyway.  Somehow, this posting, entertains me.  I could be playing Wow or something, or games on my phone.  I could be studying, or doing homework, but I post pointless posts on this thread.  I really just typed this out because I wanted a four-liner for my wish.  kthxbai 

[Pyro]

Granted, this thread had a point of 1 µs, now it's pointless again.

I wish that Cortez no longer get that annoying invalid steam userid ticket thingymabob 

i love my english

[Coreybush11]

Granted, but now he gets a new Steam error

I wish people liked me 

[Old Crow]

Granted but then everybody died so you were the only one left

I wish I wasn't poor because of school