Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[Jorgen]

granted, but artige.no took over instantly.

I wish I had a wish

[Hair Slut]

granted but the universe ends because it granted a wish you had no wish for to wish with for wishing a wish for a wish

i wish for sleep to come easily

[TowerSheep]

granted but the universe ends because it granted a wish you had no wish for to wish with for wishing a wish for a wish

i wish for sleep to come easily

Granted but you need a charming prince to kiss you to wake you up

I wish my work project was done.

[Nelth]

Granted, but your project is eaten by a random animal


.yltcerroc klat dluoc I hsiw I

[Ozborne]

Granted,but yyou loose you're balls.
Make pillz love mew.

[Sniper no Sniping]

Granted, if there was a wish in the first place.

I wish i knew where that fishy did go.

[Leetgrain]

Granted,but your childhood is ruined from shock and you suffer depression and Hebephrenia ,causing you to kill elderly women and flay their bodies to make a vest with tits on it.

I wish America was renamed Ranimace

[TowerSheep]

Granted and you are now it's slave.

If wish adk (leetgrain) would go away again so no one in CG ever heard from him again.

[Sniper no Sniping]

Granted, he went to PUG and his messages are now being displayed by other people here.

I wish i wish a iwas a woodpecker... except with dirt.

[Pancake Of Doom]

Granted, but now you love buttered toast sexually and live in a your parents basement.

I wish people understood that joke.

[Sniper no Sniping]

Granted, but you are ridiculed for your vast knowledge of Ed, Edd, & Eddy.

I wish i wouldnt  no matter how much i try to smile, it just looks like

[Leetgrain]

Granted,but you have no teeth.

I wish Towersheep knew that the thread I posted of his "true form" was a joke and if he read the message below,he would've understood,and that he wouldn't upset my feelings D: (Bish)

[Blackllama]

Granted, he was offended anyway because NOBODY jokes about his true form.
(What was posted on that thread shall forever be a mystery)

I wish I could spend the day tomorrow playing TTT instead of going to school.  (With no consequences.)

[Pancake Of Doom]

Granted but your dick falls off, HOWS THAT FOR A TURN OF EVENTS?

I wish there was a Krystal fast food restaurant down my street.

[Coreybush11]

Granted, there WAS a Krystal fast food restaurant down your street... in the past 


I wish I had ALL the McDonalds