Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[Waffuls the Huntress]

Granted, you can choose whether or not they do the actions naked.

I wish I was out of highschool and had a college degree.

Granted! You are now a physician for teen-aged boys. Enjoy the fondling of balls and the $200k debt.

I wish I had SUPERPOWERS.

[TowerSheep]

Granted, you can choose whether or not they do the actions naked.

I wish I was out of highschool and had a college degree.

Granted! You are now a physician for teen-aged boys. Enjoy the fondling of balls and the $200k debt.

I wish I had SUPERPOWERS.

Granted, you can make sandwiches better than anyone and you don't need to leave the bedroom to do it.

I wish I was a meme.

[Pyro]

Granted, but you are now bad pokerface

I wish I could do the in real life. 

[TowerSheep]

Granted, but you are now bad pokerface

I wish I could do the in real life. 

Granted, but you had a stroke and cannot do it again.

I wish I had a sandwich from waffuls's super power

[Waffuls the Huntress]

Granted, but you are now bad pokerface

I wish I could do the in real life. 

Granted, but you had a stroke and cannot do it again.

I wish I had a sandwich from waffuls's super power

Granted, but it's radioactive and you have terminal cancer now (and you cannot leave the bathroom, HAH HOW DOES IT FEEL?).

I wish I had da moneyz$$.

[TowerSheep]

Cannot leave bathroom... must be pooping....I LOVE POOPING. I have no more wishes.

[Blackllama]

By not having a wish you killed the thread, now I can't make a wish, IT'S DEAD THIS IS THE CORPSE OF A GOOD THREAD.  HOW COULD YOU. 

[Nelth]

I wish I had da moneyz$$.

Granted, But the money was from the charity that was about to cure a disease that you just acquired.

I wish for a fish that could fish for wishes.

[Cortez (Mr. T. FOO!)]

Granted, but I ate it.

I wish that I could fly

[Nelth]

Granted, but you are shot down by a drunk redneck.

I wish for total immunity to disease and wounds to the body.

[Hair Slut]

granted but you die of old age

i wish for hundreds of guns

[M-Dawg]

granted but you die of old age

i wish for hundreds of guns

Granted. They're plastic firearms from the dollar store and break after a few days of usage. Make sure to only use them on the weak-minded.

I wish that my hair wouldn't make me look like goddamn Goku when I wake up.

[Hair Slut]

granted, it now looks like vegeta

i wish for wholegrain to reply to this

[Coreybush11]

Granted, but he hijacked Corey's account with his magical admin powers.

I WISH FOR A LONGER























SWORD SO I CAN CUT MY SANDWICH IF I MAKE IT LONGER AND WIDER

[Hair Slut]

granted but it knocked it on the ground

i wish for it to stay cold