Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[TowerSheep]

you were a baller, you are now black and you will end upp in a gang fight and die tomorrow

I wish I got money to fuck sexy stdfree bitches

Granted you are raped by female dogs every night for 7 hours instead of sleeping.

I wish I had a job.

[Jorgen]

you get a job, sadly it is volentary work and no pay.

I wish I could pee and it would not make my pants wet, but it would like disapear.

[Blackllama]

You show off your amazing new wish to everyone and they all wish for the same thing and their urine also disappears, years pass and the water supply on the Earth slowly disappears, you kill the human race, the end.

I wish for a 2 liter bottle of soda.

[Leomire]

Granted but its the new Soda by Bear Grylls named Bear Piss (With real Piss).

I wish People didn't have to wish because its sad.

[(=CG=) DoomBringerDANTE]

Granted, Now everyone WANTS to wish but they can't.

I wish for the ability to Digitize and un-Digitize myself into a computer so that I can act like an AI, and basically teleport across the world by using wifi and/or internet.

[ELBdelorean]

Wish granted, but you will have no friends.

I wish for a wish that can be not be negative in any way.

[(=CG=) DoomBringerDANTE]

Granted, but the Genie changes the meanings of Negative and Positive. So now your wish can't be as you say "Positive".

I wish for a fish that can grant a wish for another fish that can grant twice as many fishes.

[Sniper no Sniping]

Granted, but L and Light ate all the fish, then the Shinigami ate them.

I wish all of Dark Emo's anime turned into ponies.

[Fullmetal Megadave]

Granted, but the ponies sing 500 hrs of Friendship is Magic


I wish I could fuck every girls ass in sight

[Blood]

granted but they never wipe and are all fat and smell

I wish i wish i was a fish

[Sniper no Sniping]

Granted, but fish suck so you get eaten immediatly.

I wish the Earth would implode

[Blood]

granted but it went back to normal because fuck your shit

I wish i wasn't so addicted to pendulum for some reason

[Sniper no Sniping]

Granted, you are now addicted to loving Dark Emo, and he has just moved in.

I wish CG had a DiscoSnivy

[Inject OH 4]

Granted but no one knows what the hell that thing is so they all shun you from society.

I wish Notch would fire Jeb.

[Boonana]

Ok. hes fired. No more dragons now. Bitch.
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I wish for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.