Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[Takeo The Wise Wolf]

Granted, but now there are MORE idiots online than usual.

I wish that wishing wishes was easier to wish for.

[Leomire]

Granted but your wishes don't come true

I wish I had some Dosh.

[M-Dawg]

Granted, but Dosh in the language of derping means tits, so now you are stuck with big tits for the rest of your life.

I wish Prince of Orange could stop whining.

[Coreybush11]

Granted, but the Prince of Watermelons begins whining.

I wish for a sandwich with terryaki chicken, bacon, mozzarella cheese, and pepperoni that never runs out, can be stored in a small container, and stays warm all the time. 

[Patric123456]

Granted but it all tastes like pee

I wish trolls would always be full

[CamperStrike]

Granted, but you would have to troll someone succesfully at least once a day or a pack of wild animals would come and rape you.

I wish my wishes had no corruption.

[Takeo The Wise Wolf]

Granted, but now you get assraped repeatedly by homosexual rhinos who can't be wished away, it always hurts like it's the first time and you keep getting razowire in your urethra.

I wish I had a wish that couldn't be wished for.

[M-Dawg]

Granted, but you now also have a hope that can't be hoped for, so you will never have the courage to accomplish that hope.

I wish that all patriotic Americans could not be so biased for their country & not be so ignorant/biased AGAINST other countries (not only Canada, mind you.)
Sincerely, an unbiased Canadian
(And yes, I have recently come across a biased & ignorant American who seems to be willing to suck his country's cock if he had the chance.)

[Inject OH 4]

Granted but then America is considered kind. This seems like a threat to china and China Blow up the world 

I wish people would post in the Corrupt a wish thread more often -_-

[Cadaver]

Granted, but then you miss out on McDonald's more...
I wish I had a million wishes

[Coreybush11]

Granted, but you are unoriginal and need to think of better wishes.

I wish I had fingernails on my eyes that enable me to fly away to new heights and poop on passerby.

[Takeo The Wise Wolf]

Granted, but they rip off after one crap and you fall down in to a waste treatment plant.

I wish I had bought Microsoft shares when they were penny stocks.

[Cortez (Mr. T. FOO!)]

Granted but because you go back in time to do it you rip a hole in the time space continuum and now Mac is the superior computer race

I wish that I had a job

[ninjarocket]

Granted. your local pimp gave you a nice street corner to look for clients.

I wish that I was a baller

[Jorgen]

you were a baller, you are now black and you will end upp in a gang fight and die tomorrow

I wish I got money to fuck sexy stdfree bitches