Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[GreyLLama]

Since Jorgan failed to put a wish in his post;

I wish I was spider-man.

[Inject OH 4]

Granted but your not the super hero spider man your the one from that twisted wierd movie where he turns into a spider and gets all evil and dies.

I wish I had a flying Dog.

[GreyLLama]

Granted, but your dog has a tendency to piss all over his/her owner every 2 minutes.

I wish I was able to breath underwater.

[Waffuls the Huntress]

Granted, but now you're unable to breathe air, so in your lonely desperation you marry a fish monster named Habluba Boo, and on the day she gives birth to your hundreds of children, she kills you and eats the babies.

I wish South Park wasn't so lame now.

[Wholegrain]

granted but now it is lame for everyone else who loves it which is everyone but you


 Oh i wish i wish upon a star oh hello kitty 1 2 3 oh i wish i wish...

for unlimited wishes

you mad ?

[Coreybush11]

granted but now it is lame for everyone else who loves it which is everyone but you


 Oh i wish i wish upon a star oh hello kitty 1 2 3 oh i wish i wish...

for unlimited wishes

you mad ?

Granted, but the wishes are all wishes of frogs inside your stomach.

I wish for a complete box set season of DBZ and Yu Yu Hakusho <3

[TowerSheep]

Granted, but the wishes are all wishes of frogs inside your stomach.

I wish for a complete box set season of DBZ and Yu Yu Hakusho <3

Granted but the box set DVD were all replaced with films based off Dakota Fanning(Sp?) "novels"

I wish I was short

[Inject OH 4]

Granted, but the wishes are all wishes of frogs inside your stomach.

I wish for a complete box set season of DBZ and Yu Yu Hakusho <3

Granted but the box set DVD were all replaced with films based off Dakota Fanning(Sp?) "novels"

I wish I was short

granted... in the penis region.

I wish pigs could fly.

[Wholegrain]

Granted, but the wishes are all wishes of frogs inside your stomach.

I wish for a complete box set season of DBZ and Yu Yu Hakusho <3

Granted but the box set DVD were all replaced with films based off Dakota Fanning(Sp?) "novels"

I wish I was short

granted... in the penis region.

I wish pigs could fly.

granted

but bacon prices are going to go up if it is harder to catch them and my MAN FUEL may run a bit low

I wish to disregard females and acquire currency

[Timmy]

Granted but then a Apocalypse happens and currency becomes worthless and all the women suddenly become horny and start repopulating while you sit in the corner forever alone.

I wish I could make dubstep/techno sounds with only my voice.

[Cadaver]

Granted, but then you can only communicate in Dubstep...
I wish I had a job...

[TowerSheep]

Granted, but then you can only communicate in Dubstep...
I wish I had a job...

Granted: You are now my personal fluffer.

I wish Cadaver didn't use his teeth when fluffing.

[Timmy]

Granted but then he used his Genitals

I wish wholegrain would answer my text...

[GreyLLama]

Granted but now he wont answer your calls.

I wish I was Rainbow Dash!

[Timmy]

Granted but you find yourself in a room full of pedophile looking creeps who call themselves "bronies"

I wish I had the ability to run really fast but only backwards, be invisible when no one is looking, fly only indoors, and stop a bullet once.