Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[Jorgen]

wish granted, but the tree makes 1 ruple paper money and it only grows 5 rupples a year
 
I wish i'd get my pc fixed this instant

[Inject OH 4]

Granted PC Fixed. But it had to have parts replaced. And now it's slower then ever.

I wish... oh god i cant say it yet.

I wish I could get a hair cut done Instantly right now.

[Blood]

Hair granted but it is in the style of justin beiber so every guy beats the shit out of you whenever they see you and you think usher is your friend, plus you're a mommas boy and girls will never sleep with you and even if you did they would be 11 year olds making you a pedophile in which case you go to jail and get buttfucked by men and acquire aids every second.

i wish i could control people that i wanted to by simply making eye contact with them and saying "i order you to (insert order here)" and that i could control it with people i want to use it on and people i don't.

[Travis]

Granted, but a car runs you over and kills you.

I wish every woman in the world wanted to fuck me and there is no way this could be corrupted.

[Blood]

Granted, but a car runs you over and kills you.

I wish every woman in the world wanted to fuck me and there is no way this could be corrupted.

Granted but you are gay so you can't fuck any of them.

I wish you would all flower.gif and buttfuck.gif the

[Travis]

You died.

*Goddamn, I knew someone would say I was gay*

I wish my wish was granted.

[Leomire]

Granted but you got hit by a car after 5 minutes, having your dick sliced off. The girls procceded to fuck you continuously with strapons.

I wish, I wish, I was a fish.

[Inject OH 4]

Granted but a weird fisher man that has a fish fetish fucks you up the ass and feeds you to his imbread children.

I wish I Didn't have ADD.

[Wholegrain]

Granted but a weird fisher man that has a fish fetish fucks you up the ass and feeds you to his imbread children.

I wish I Didn't have ADD.

but i would reveal my large cock to everyone

[Inject OH 4]

Granted but a weird fisher man that has a fish fetish fucks you up the ass and feeds you to his imbread children.

I wish I Didn't have ADD.

but i would reveal my large cock to everyone

you didn't make a wish? You have to make a wish and say granted in front if thats the grant to my wish OMG FAILGRAINS

[Leomire]

Granted but a weird fisher man that has a fish fetish fucks you up the ass and feeds you to his imbread children.

I wish I Didn't have ADD.

Granted but then you gained Aids

I wish I had more cash without the involvement of selling myself

[Wholegrain]

Granted but a weird fisher man that has a fish fetish fucks you up the ass and feeds you to his imbread children.

I wish I Didn't have ADD.

Granted but then you gained Aids

I wish I had more cash without the involvement of selling myself

but i would reveal my large cock to everyone


I wish i could reveal my large cock to everyone

[Blood]

Granted but your large cock turned into a small cock because the wish was impossible because your cock was too unwanted in the first place


I wish wholegrain didn't failgrain earlier by misspelling Feast in his other thread of failgrainness

[Timmy]

Granted but wholegrain became a grammar nazi and tatically buttfucked everyone that made grammar mistakes.

I wish i had all the games in the world

[Jorgen]

Granted, but the amount of shity games overclouds the good ones so you end upp only playing shitty games that suck ass.

I wish some1 saw what I did thar