Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[Inject OH 4]

Kind of angry no ones done this yet. Its always been on other forums and one of my top fav forum games.

The rules are pretty simple:

I make a wish, and the next person to post finds an ironic way to derive bad consequences from granting the wish, or to otherwise tag a downside to it, and so on and so forth.
For example:

Person 1: i wish i had a Corvette

Person 2:granted. you got it real cheap because it was crushed under a giant anvil.
I wish i was the most attractive person in the world

Person 3:granted. you are the most attractive person in the world, and both sexes now want your body.
I wish i had a big, juicy steak.


You get the idea. Now lets play,

I wish my mom was not insane!

[Jorgen]

grants your mother not being insane, it was easy she was lobotomised.
I wish I could get some cola right now

[Pillz]

Your wish is granted, now please drink your cola out of my ass.

I wish I didn't have to wish.

[Kwaurtz]

Your wish is granted, you died.

I wish I had a working car that had no problems with it and was indestructible.

[Global_Meltdown]

Your wish is granted except the car has no problems and is indestructible, so much you crashed into some water while driving 250 mph and couldn't get out due to the weight of the metal and bullet proof glass, causing you to suffocate to death in a watery grave.

I wish for a moon base (F U BUSH I STILL REMEMBER U PROMISED ME A MOON BASE)

[Bjork]

The moonbase is completely impenetrable apart from the inside in which there is hundreds of strange humanoid creatures and all you have is mining gear.

I wish I had more chocolate cake.

[Travis]

Wish granted but the core is shit, not chocolate.


I wish my wish is impossible to corrupt and grants us peace and no way to die and earth's resources can't be used up and there is no overpopulated.

[Lone Mudkips]

Your wish is granted, now enjoy your wish that will never happen in real life.
I wish I was a mudkip.

[LeninCat]

Wish granted, but you are now going to be slain for being the most annoying fucking pokemon ever.

I wish that granting wishes were illegal.

[Travis]

Granted, but you're arrested and buttfucked every hour in prison.

I wish girls loved my cock.

[Kwaurtz]

Wish granted, but you are now going to be slain for being the most annoying fucking pokemon ever.

I wish that granting wishes were illegal.

Wish granted, however its only a class b misdemeanor and if you do not possess a weapon on you, are having sex, DUI, or making violent threats, its only a citation.

[Jorgen]

Granted, but you're arrested and buttfucked every hour in prison.

I wish girls loved my cock.

wish granted, they all had stds so now you have it all =D
I wish I could take a huge shit right now

[Wholegrain]

shit granted but it might hurt

I wish I could man the fuck up already and get this girl alone so i can ask her to prom DAMNIT!

[Travis]

Wish granted but she reveals her large, thick cock to you after accepting.

I wish I could have a lucid dream every night.

[Inject OH 4]

Wish granted but she reveals her large, thick cock to you after accepting.

I wish I could have a lucid dream every night.

your wish is granted but in order to do so you need to have gay but sex every awake moment.

I wish I had a tree that grows money!