Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[Leetgrain]

Granted, but they're so stupid that nobody cares anymore

I wish I had a potato of truth.

[Leetgrain]

Granted, but they mix up your order and now you have a plain avocado and two blended hamburgers.

I HAVE NO WISH

[nucleartaco]

Granted, but they mix up your order and now you have a plain avocado and two blended hamburgers.

I wish leet would have wished for something

[crovv]

Granted, but they mix up your order and now you have a plain avocado and two blended hamburgers.

I wish leet would have wished for something

Granted, but he forgot to write it down so his wish will never be granted.

I wish I had a monkey with a fez.

[Leetgrain]

Granted, this time:

Spoiler for Hidden:

You now own Phil Fish 

I wish for a picture of hot orange orangutan sideboob

[EagleWulf]

Granted, but it is 0.0001 x 0.0001 .

I wish i was able to win in a discussion with myself.

granted, but since you have serious schizophrenia/multiple personality disorder, you got so mad at yourself for also losing the discussion, that you poisoned your own drink for revenge and died.

I wish I had a hot wife that did whatever I wanted whenever I wanted no matter what (really hoping somebody didn't already take this one).

[Leetgrain]

Granted, but now you're a sexist chauvinist and are hated worldwide while they rescue your wife from your evil hands.

I wish cocaine was sentient.

[crovv]

Granted, but now you're a sexist chauvinist and are hated worldwide while they rescue your wife from your evil hands.

I wish cocaine was sentient.

Granted, but it takes over the world by corrupting the minds of addicts everywhere, slowly turning them into zombies and forcing more people to do cocaine until the human race relies on cocaine to such an extreme that monkeys take over.

I wish I had more cookies.

[Phoenix]

i wish that i could fly and that i am immume to corruption( )

[crovv]

I wish i could play without having to type stuff in chat...

Granted, you are given the next generation gaming communication as an alpha test - whatever you're thinking is transmitted into the game as text chat. Unfortunately, you are immediately banned from every server you go on, and your brain explodes after three days of use.

I wish cooking didn't take so long.

[Mr.Soap]

I wish i could unbox a f*cking Unusual in tf2.

[Muffins]

I wish i could unbox a f*cking Unusual in tf2.

Granted, but your account gets hacked and it gets stolen

I wish people would play the game right

[Phoenix]

I wish i could unbox a f*cking Unusual in tf2.

Granted, but your account gets hacked and it gets stolen

I wish people would play the game right

Granted, but you wont play the game right

i wish i could turn everything i touch into a word i say

[Muffins]

Granted you create a flying fuck

I wish that someone would carry me to double AK in CS:GO

[Phoenix]

Granted you create a flying fuck

I wish that someone would carry me to double AK in CS:GO

Granted, but the recoil is so high that you shot down the plane that would bring your ammo