Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[thezoombie]

Granted, but you expand into a red giant

I wish I could eat the fabric of reality.

[Muffins]

Granted, but it makes your stomach so upset it explodes

I wish that somebody would play some games with me so I don't get bored

[Leetgrain]

Granted, but only games you don't have.

I wish Christovski got an ASBO.

[Christovski]

Granted, they screw up the paperwork and it instead restricts YOU from interacting with the forums.

I wish Leet wasn't such a creeper

[Tyber]

Granted, now he is a full blown creeper and blows up your house.

I wish I could spwell btr/

[M-Dawg]

Granted, but you now have horrible grammar.

I wish I had a bigger weeny

[Mr_Rainbow]

Granted but you turn into tyber

I wish that I could become old crows bra

[Muffins]

Granted but you turn into tyber

I wish that I could become old crows bra

Granted but you have deal with his tit sweat everyday

I wish tyber would go away

[Mr_Rainbow]

Granted but you went with him.

I wish I could be old crows tit sweat.

[Ðeath.]

granted, he doesn't sweat

I wish more people played zm.

[Leetgrain]

Granted, but they see that it actually is a convoluted, boring "quasi-RTS" game that doesn't do any of it's roles well. (JK I love ZM :3)

I wish My hair was light steel blue

[Ðeath.]

Granted, your hair is light, steel, and blue.

I wish I had a functioning portal gun.

[Mr_Rainbow]

Granted but old crow tit sweat gets on it and blows up.

I wish 7 8 9

[Leetgrain]

Granted, you're now into vore.

I wish the next person to wish could type in 1337 5P34|<

[Mr_Rainbow]

Granted but they didn't.

I wish tictac would play a broken game and fix it