Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[Link236]

Granted, but forums get spammed so hard the website crashes as well with all the servers and your computer explodes. 

I wish I could teleport on instant.

Granted, but this happens:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Am7oKBD3PU

I wish I could comprehend the Bioshock Infinite ending.

[Muffins]

Granted but now you realized what happened and you cry for the rest of your life.

I wish that i would get payed for playing video games

[Leetgrain]

Granted, but I hack into any accounts you may have and steal all the money (and totally don't get caught)

I wish people would stop quoting wishes, is stooped.

[Blackllama]

Granted, but I hack into any accounts you may have and steal all the money (and totally don't get caught)

I wish people would stop quoting wishes, is stooped.

Granted, people will stop just not me.

I wish I had a second computer monitor.

[Guztav.]

I'll grant you a tip... buy one then!
I wish for the cutest sloth picture ever... (post one pls)

[Leetgrain]

Granted, but it's actually Happy Blob:

I wish I could ride my computer like a hoverboard.

[Hair Slut]

Granted, but it's actually Happy Blob:

I wish I could ride my computer like a hoverboard.

granted, but it breaks because a computer is not a hoverboard

i wish garry would stop breaking gmod

[mjb627]

Granted, now he always breaks it.
I wish it was not windy in Las Vegas.

[Link236]

Granted, but now Godzilla comes and tears it to the ground.

I wish I was batman.

[Mr_Rainbow]

Granted but since you're not really him you jump off a building and fall on parked Prius with inside.

I wish I was

[Link236]

Granted, but you get removed from the Conjoint forums and die of neglect.

I wish I had some pizza right now...

[Old Crow]

Granted but its CiCi's pizza.

I wish I had unlimited beer money.

[Mr_Rainbow]

Granted but you could never drink any.

I wish I worked at burger king.

[Dante]

Granted. You work everyday between 10 and 2. You also have no vacation days and can not quit. Have fun dealing with rush hour and people.
I wish to commit exterminatus to an entire planet or xeno race. (Preferably Tyranids.)

[Link236]

Granted. You work everyday between 10 and 2. You also have no vacation days and can not quit. Have fun dealing with rush hour and people.
I wish to commit exterminatus to an entire planet or xeno race. (Preferably Tyranids.)

Granted, but you're on the planet.

I wish I had god mode in real life.