Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[Billy]

(I already have no money, you got nothing on me gurl.)

granted, an emoticon rules the world, thus it does absolutely nothing and life goes on.

I wish for a second bowl of this icecream I am currently eating.

Granted, but the ice cream is completely melted.

I wish for 24/7 4G max-bars always perfect super high speed wi-fi internet connection anywhere.

[MrNedinator]

(I already have no money, you got nothing on me gurl.)

granted, an emoticon rules the world, thus it does absolutely nothing and life goes on.

I wish for a second bowl of this icecream I am currently eating.

Granted, but the ice cream is completely melted.

I wish for 24/7 4G max-bars always perfect super high speed wi-fi internet connection anywhere.

Wish granted. But noone texts/messages/calls you EVER. Forever alone.

I wish my spanish paper was done, A+ work done.

[Blackllama]

Granted, it's done, but you forget to turn it in.

I wish for all my enemies to die.

[Link236]

Granted, it's done, but you forget to turn it in.

I wish for all my enemies to die.

Granted, but you're the murderer and go to jail forever.

I wish I had access to Betty White's fountain of youth.

[mjb627]

Granted, you stay young and dumb forever.
I wish 

[Muffins]

Granted, you stay young and dumb forever.
I wish 

Granted but you turn into this 

I wish never existed on this forum, its really annoying

[Sniper no Sniping]

Granted, you stay young and dumb forever.
I wish 

Granted but you turn into this 

I wish never existed on this forum, its really annoying

Granted, now you have (It's supposed to be doing the same movements as the , I just cant find the gif)

I wish Skyguy and Lone Grey weren't so easily interrupted during Payday: The Heist.

[TowerSheep]

Granted, now you have (It's supposed to be doing the same movements as the , I just cant find the gif)

I wish Skyguy and Lone Grey weren't so easily interrupted during Payday: The Heist.

Granted, buy now you can never play with TowerSheep (I'm good at the game)

I wish people played more games than DOTA(all forms) and Gmod with me

[SkiesAhoy]

Granted. Tenndovi's entire fan club decides to follow you around for all eternity.


I wish my mind wouldn't shoot so often into totally unrelated tangents.

[TowerSheep]

Granted. Tenndovi's entire fan club decides to follow you around for all eternity.


I wish my mind wouldn't shoot so often into totally unrelated tangents.

Granted, now all you can think about is wrinkly testicles.

I wish Ski (skeetskeet) killed more children

[Leetgrain]

Granted, SkiSki kills more children and gets you blamed for it, enjoy that sparking chair while you can!

I wish I could stop being so slutty online q.q

[Muffins]

Granted, SkiSki kills more children and gets you blamed for it, enjoy that sparking chair while you can!

I wish I could stop being so slutty online q.q

Granted, you never lose your virginity

I wish I was better at my micro in SC

[Leetgrain]

Granted, but you've got too much to deal with and lose your sanity, you spend the rest of your days in a mental asylum drawing muffins on the walls.

I wish I controlled the media and made everyone in CG millionaires.

[Christovski]

Granted, but they realize you illegally took over and send in the Counter-terrorists to break in and shut you down, and they take all the money back when you are put in jail.

I wish the forums weren't dead today

[TheSteezyFalcon]

Granted, but forums get spammed so hard the website crashes as well with all the servers and your computer explodes. 

I wish I could teleport on instant.