Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[Link236]

Granted, but for it to work people need to put effort into making their wish.

I wish Arma 3 used a hybrid of their current engine merged with the graphical fidelity of CryEngine III

Granted. But Bohemia drops support for ARMA 3 after 2 days and hackers run amuck, making the game unplayable.
Also, always online DRM.

I wish I didn't have ass hairs. You had warning about armpit hair, and downstairs hair, but not ass hair.. WHY?

[Muffins]

Granted, but for it to work people need to put effort into making their wish.

I wish Arma 3 used a hybrid of their current engine merged with the graphical fidelity of CryEngine III

Granted. But Bohemia drops support for ARMA 3 after 2 days and hackers run amuck, making the game unplayable.
Also, always online DRM.

I wish I didn't have ass hairs. You had warning about armpit hair, and downstairs hair, but not ass hair.. WHY?

Granted, but you have to remove via bleaching the asshole

I wish that I ruled the world

[Billy]

Granted. But Bohemia drops support for ARMA 3 after 2 days and hackers run amuck, making the game unplayable.
Also, always online DRM.

I wish I didn't have ass hairs. You had warning about armpit hair, and downstairs hair, but not ass hair.. WHY?

Granted. But now, all your ass hair grows on your face. You have a disgusting forest of pubic monobrow now.

I wish Muffins didn't ninja me just now.

[Blackllama]

Granted, but it's your fault.

I wish people saw the big red warning telling you someone new posted while you were typing.

[Billy]

Granted, but it's your fault.

I wish people saw the big red warning telling you someone new posted while you were typing.

Granted, but now those people are like me: They see the notice, and post anyway.

I wish the IRS would accidentally add another 0 onto my tax refund.

[Blackllama]

Granted, the 0 is in the beginning of the number.

I wish for a chocolate bar.

[Billy]

Granted, the 0 is in the beginning of the number.

I wish for a chocolate bar.

Granted. Except, you got a "chocolate" bar.

Spoiler for Hidden:

That means shit. :T

I wish I spontaneously combusted. Right now.

[Blackllama]

Granted, except it's not spontaneous considering you're wishing it to happen.

I wish there wasn't a emoticon on CG forums.

[Tyber]

Granted, except it's not spontaneous considering you're wishing it to happen.

I wish there wasn't a emoticon on CG forums.

I am sorry, I cannot grant that, is just too awesome.

I wish for some cheetos, preferably the hot ones.

[Blackllama]

Granted, except it's not spontaneous considering you're wishing it to happen.

I wish there wasn't a emoticon on CG forums.

I am sorry, I cannot grant that, is just too awesome.

I wish for some cheetos, preferably the hot ones.

(On a side note, SHIT I FORGOT TO DISABLE SMILIES)
Granted, you pop the bag and they all fall to the floor. This just ruins your day.

I wish for a holographic anime girl girlfriend like Dr. Krieger (from Archer) has.

[Tyber]

Granted, you pop the bag and they all fall to the floor. This just ruins your day.

Truer words have never been said.

Anyway, granted, but it grows a mind of its own and takes over the world.

I wish for Civilization 5.

[Blackllama]

Granted, but another civilization takes over the world.

I wish for someone to break me and Tyber's back-and-forth.

[Tyber]

Granted, but another civilization takes over the world.

I wish for someone to break me and Tyber's back-and-forth.

Granted, but it was unknown *barfs a little in mouth*

I wish for more  with stuff like one in a hat or something :3

[Billy]

Granted, but another civilization takes over the world.

I wish for someone to break me and Tyber's back-and-forth.

Wish not granted. (c wut i did thar  )

I wish Blackllama would love the .

[Skyguy (Team Mudkipz)]

Granted, blackllama now uses 5 billion parrots in every post effectively scaring everyone on the forums away killing CG.

I wish for a zombie emoticon