Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[Xenomorph]

Granted, but you are forever stuck on a floating island, and if you jump off you just land back on it without dying.

I wish I made six figures

Granted, you make sculptures of the Power Rangers

I wish I made a million billion in bullion

Granted, but then you die due to the overload of your new ram (Bullion GBs)...
I wish I was a dolphin (I wanna roll with, the dolphins...)

[SkiesAhoy]

Granted. You're incarcerated in a cheap San Diego Zoo, doomed to an eternity of overweight Americans patting you violently in the head.

I wish Mining 4 in EVE Online didn't take an entire day to train.

[Leetgrain]

Granted. You're incarcerated in a cheap San Diego Zoo, doomed to an eternity of overweight Americans patting you violently in the head.

I wish Mining 4 in EVE Online didn't take an entire day to train.

Granted, it takes SEVEN entire days.

I wish that the world didn't revolve around money and status.

[Hair Slut]

Granted. You're incarcerated in a cheap San Diego Zoo, doomed to an eternity of overweight Americans patting you violently in the head.

I wish Mining 4 in EVE Online didn't take an entire day to train.

granted, it now takes 27 days like logi 5

i wish titans took longer to align even with nanos fit

[Leetgrain]

Granted. You're incarcerated in a cheap San Diego Zoo, doomed to an eternity of overweight Americans patting you violently in the head.

I wish Mining 4 in EVE Online didn't take an entire day to train.

granted, it now takes 27 days like logi 5

i wish titans took longer to align even with nanos fit

TOO LATE, YOU HAS TO REMOVE THE POST NAO

[Muffins]

I wish i was so smart i didn't have to go to school.

[Hair Slut]

Granted. You're incarcerated in a cheap San Diego Zoo, doomed to an eternity of overweight Americans patting you violently in the head.

I wish Mining 4 in EVE Online didn't take an entire day to train.

granted, it now takes 27 days like logi 5

i wish titans took longer to align even with nanos fit

TOO LATE, YOU HAS TO REMOVE THE POST NAO

mine is more relevant to his question, and therefore invalidates yours

[mjb627]

Um im going to answer Muffins wish so...
Granted, you're soo smart that no one likes you now.
I wish I had money.

[UnknownError]

Granted, your money is seashells and you realize you are unable to pay for your mistress. She becomes infuriated and kidnaps you into the desert about to murder you, MJB.

I wish people people would play this game right....leet and hair.

[Billy]

Granted, your money is seashells and you realize you are unable to pay for your mistress. She becomes infuriated and kidnaps you into the desert about to murder you, MJB.

I wish people people would play this game right....leet and hair.

Granted. They play the game right -- but now they use their skill to murder you every round without RDM. Because they're so pro.

I wish this thread would die. 

[Skyguy (Team Mudkipz)]

Granted, but I revived it
I wish for a wish that could corrupt the wish of the wisher

[Xenomorph]

Granted, but I revived it
I wish for a wish that could corrupt the wish of the wisher

Granted, but the 1337 denied me of continuing this post, therefore we all die.
I wish for a wish that makes this wish uncorruptable

[Tyber]

DENIED, why? Because that stupid fucking wish is just what people use when they can't think of a good wish.

I wish people would wish for stuff that was actually funny than just stupid.

[Blackllama]

Granted, but your sense of humor differs from others.

I wish people would but effort into corrupting wishes.

[Leetgrain]

Granted, but for it to work people need to put effort into making their wish.

I wish Arma 3 used a hybrid of their current engine merged with the graphical fidelity of CryEngine III