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Offline Xenomorph

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #735 on: March 12, 2013, 10:29:54 AM »
Granted parrot

I wish that wishes aren't really wishes but nerfpistols.
Granted, we all have nerf battles, causing chaos and outrage. There is no more CLs, no more HAs, no more community. Just, nerf fights. Of course leadership doesn't take this well and Inject and Old Crow become alcoholics. They waste all their money on booze and Inject falls into a comma, meanwhile, Old Crow has become a homeless man with only a cardboard box and vintage playboys to his name. Cadaver, however, for some reason, becomes Charles Xavier. He recruits me, you and Linkster to become Z-men. We fight crime n' shit. I am known as, Name-Man, a man of a thousand names. I change my name every battle, causing my enemy's to not know what to call me in their punch lines, rendering their attacks useless. Pyro, however, becomes Cute-man. His adorable avatar also renders enemy attacks useless. Linkster, of course, is the brony of the group. He's pretty useless, he just walks around making stupid jokes, saying "srs biz". Oh, and he gets our dinner on Mondays.

I wish for everyones nerf gun privileges to be revoked, therefore making a parallel universe where CG is still here, and Linkster is somewhat useful.
Granted but then Linkster gets hit by a 8 wheeled truck and is no longer useful as of 2013. He then walks onto Jorgen's leg and breaks it which causes CG to collapse into a coma. Pyro then says every-time in a post "Needs more.... Fire...." and all of CG's backgrounds turn into hell. Old Crow crashes a commercial flight and kills all of Tyber's parrot 's are now just big fat lazy birds that always corrupt a wish that can not be corrupted which causes a black hole to form which then kills everyone. The universe itself gets sucked into the black hole and it turns into the "Nerfiverse". Every planet is made of plastic which can be made for the NERFâ„¢ darts and etc... Scooby survives the black hole attack but then goes crazy with NERFâ„¢ and kills who ever owns a NERFâ„¢ product. I wish for a VSS that shoots parrot s and at the same time they get shot out they yell "TYBER IS A CRAZY BITCH".

                                                                  


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Offline Red

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #736 on: March 12, 2013, 06:38:14 PM »
@Edit Oh it was at the bottom, Granted but then all of the  parrots turn on YOU and carry you off to an island with nothing but a stock and two turtles for company.


Well, I wish to be able to transform into anything that I want to.

This is gonna be good.
« Last Edit: March 13, 2013, 08:57:11 AM by Red »
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #736 on: March 12, 2013, 06:38:14 PM »

Offline Tyber

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #737 on: March 12, 2013, 06:42:33 PM »
Well, I wish to be able to transform into anything that I want to.

This is gonna be good.
Granted, you transform into a bee and gets killed by some guy with a fly swather.

I wish red learned how to play the game.

Offline Leetgrain

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #738 on: March 12, 2013, 06:48:36 PM »
Well, I wish to be able to transform into anything that I want to.

This is gonna be good.
Granted, you transform into a bee and gets killed by some guy with a fly swather.

I wish red learned how to play the game.

Granted, but the rules change, you now have to say "BAP!" after your wish.

I wish Arma 3 had stripper poles. BAP!
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The whole point of CG is ruined if no one post.
I know what you would do you would hump the shit out of that car, then you would get run over  :D
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It's an ulgy dem file.
And you're do not look any thicker. I've had Creaps.


Offline Tyber

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #739 on: March 12, 2013, 07:07:52 PM »
Well, I wish to be able to transform into anything that I want to.

This is gonna be good.
Granted, you transform into a bee and gets killed by some guy with a fly swather.

I wish red learned how to play the game.

Granted, but the rules change, you now have to say "BAP!" after your wish.

I wish Arma 3 had stripper poles. BAP!
Granted, it took so long to actually program that they delay DayZ, PERMANENTLY!

I wish someone could teach me how to NS2. BAP!

Offline Pyro

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #740 on: March 14, 2013, 05:40:56 PM »
Granted, you can now play NS2, but since there is no game called "NS2" your skills for Natural Selection 2 got even worse.

I wish that nerf pistols aren't nerf pistols but wishes.

Offline Old Crow

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #741 on: March 15, 2013, 01:07:20 AM »
Granted, but now you live in Britain, where owning handguns are illegal.

I wish that I had a sweet muscle car.
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Offline Pyro

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #742 on: March 15, 2013, 04:43:19 AM »
Granted, your car now has alot of muscles.

I wish Tyber.

Offline Lone Mudkips

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #743 on: March 15, 2013, 05:31:57 AM »
Granted, he doesn't exist on Steam anymore. Bummer.

I wish for something.

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Offline mjb627

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #744 on: March 16, 2013, 02:47:37 PM »
Granted, the something you wished for was me.... with a knife.
I wish for a wish.



Offline Xenomorph

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #745 on: March 16, 2013, 02:53:36 PM »
Granted, the something you wished for was me.... with a knife.
I wish for a wish.
Wish granted. Although the wish you wished was the world's end.
I wish for a C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER....

                                                                  


Sh*t Boxes I swear to f**king god...
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"*DEAD* (TEAM) IIZard: but i if t how do can radar?"

Offline Guztav.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #746 on: March 18, 2013, 07:33:43 PM »
Granted, the something you wished for was me.... with a knife.
I wish for a wish.
Wish granted. Although the wish you wished was the world's end.
I wish for a C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER....
Granted... but... I can't think of one.. god damn
I wish for a EPIK GAM1NG PEE CEE :D

Offline mjb627

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #747 on: March 19, 2013, 01:35:37 AM »
Granted but your EPIK GAM1NG PEE CEE epikally crashes.
I wish I wouldn't die in Minecraft.



Offline Old Crow

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #748 on: March 19, 2013, 03:28:42 AM »
Granted, but you are forever stuck on a floating island, and if you jump off you just land back on it without dying.

I wish I made six figures
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Offline Leetgrain

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #749 on: March 19, 2013, 04:28:35 AM »
Granted, but you are forever stuck on a floating island, and if you jump off you just land back on it without dying.

I wish I made six figures

Granted, you make sculptures of the Power Rangers

I wish I made a million billion in bullion
Quote from: Inject OH 4
The whole point of CG is ruined if no one post.
I know what you would do you would hump the shit out of that car, then you would get run over  :D
Quote from: Inject OH 4
It's an ulgy dem file.
And you're do not look any thicker. I've had Creaps.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #749 on: March 19, 2013, 04:28:35 AM »

 


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