Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[Lone Mudkips]

Granted, but you ended up meeting another grammar nazi and got back into being a grammar nazi.
 

I wish Skyguy would STOP KNIFING ME!

[Cadaver]

Granted, now everyone else knifes you.
I wish Mudkips had seen the joke (look at my signatures, and see...)

[Tyber]

Granted, now everyone else knifes you.
I wish Mudkips had seen the joke (look at my signatures, and see...)

Granted, it was so funny it blinded him.

I wish all games ran off Source.

[Pyro]

Granted but everyone quits gaming because Source physics are "great"

I wish I had a place in Cadaver's signature

[mjb627]

Granted, but now everyone hates you since you got a place on his signature.
I wish I was Yao Ming.

[Blackllama]

Granted, but now everyone hates you since you got a place on his signature.
I wish I was Yao Ming.

Granted, your name has been changed to Yao Ming.

I wish I didn't have to tether the school computers to my phone's 3g to get on CG.

[TowerSheep]

Granted, your name has been changed to Yao Ming.

I wish I didn't have to tether the school computers to my phone's 3g to get on CG.

Granted, you can only connect to CG with WG's account.

I wish I got more sleep.

[Leetgrain]

Granted, your name has been changed to Yao Ming.

I wish I didn't have to tether the school computers to my phone's 3g to get on CG.

Granted, you can only connect to CG with WG's account.

I wish I got more sleep.

Granted, but you always have nightmares about Tyber slapping you with a ladel

I wish I didn't ask for this

[mjb627]

Granted, but know you regret for not asking for this.
I wish I had better aim.

[๖ۣۜNexus]

Granted, but know you regret for not asking for this.
I wish I had better aim.

Granted, but only .001% better.

I wish for a cannon that shoots explosive beanie babies.

[Skyguy (Team Mudkipz)]

Granted, it shoots beanie babies, but they are heat seeking beanie babies that only hit you.

I wish for more people to worship the 

[Billy]

Granted, it shoots beanie babies, but they are heat seeking beanie babies that only hit you.

I wish for more people to worship the 

Granted. But now the  is a disco dictator. He has you murdered.

I wish I had a pet Penguin.

[Tyber]

Granted, it shoots beanie babies, but they are heat seeking beanie babies that only hit you.

I wish for more people to worship the 

Granted. But now the  is a disco dictator. He has you murdered.

I wish I had a pet Penguin.

Granted, you fall in love oly to find out he has cancer.

I wish 

[Pyro]

Granted

I wish that wishes aren't really wishes but nerfpistols.

[Tyber]

Granted

I wish that wishes aren't really wishes but nerfpistols.

Granted, we all have nerf battles, causing chaos and outrage. There is no more CLs, no more HAs, no more community. Just, nerf fights. Of course leadership doesn't take this well and Inject and Old Crow become alcoholics. They waste all their money on booze and Inject falls into a comma, meanwhile, Old Crow has become a homeless man with only a cardboard box and vintage playboys to his name. Cadaver, however, for some reason, becomes Charles Xavier. He recruits me, you and Linkster to become Z-men. We fight crime n' shit. I am known as, Name-Man, a man of a thousand names. I change my name every battle, causing my enemy's to not know what to call me in their punch lines, rendering their attacks useless. Pyro, however, becomes Cute-man. His adorable avatar also renders enemy attacks useless. Linkster, of course, is the brony of the group. He's pretty useless, he just walks around making stupid jokes, saying "srs biz". Oh, and he gets our dinner on Mondays.

I wish for everyones nerf gun privileges to be revoked, therefore making a parallel universe where CG is still here, and Linkster is somewhat useful.