Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[Xenomorph]

Granted, but then I de-granted it, hah.

I wish ZPS didn't crash so much

Granted but then ConjointGaming gets shut down.
I wish I could be a coder for TTT (Yes I do really wish this)

[Guztav.]

Granted, but then you were naughty and you lost it.

I wish I didn't drink vodka

[Old Crow]

Granted, but then you were naughty and you lost it.

I wish I didn't drink vodka

Granted, now you can't drink anything with alcohol

I wish more of you would play on the Minecraft server

[Christovski]

Granted, everyone just builds sprite-art of penises

I wish I didn't hate most of the people on the internet

[Prince LunaShy]

Granted, everyone just builds sprite-art of penises

I wish I didn't hate most of the people on the internet

That isn't even possible.

I wish for a TARDIS and the knowledge to fly it.

[Guztav.]

Granted, but then you spilt some soda on the controls and it blew up.

I wish for a milkshake.

[Blackllama]

Granted, but then you spilt some soda on the controls and it blew up.

I wish for a milkshake.

Granted, but you're lactose intolerant.

I wish I had an extra hour in my mornings.

[Leetgrain]

Granted, but then you spilt some soda on the controls and it blew up.

I wish for a milkshake.

Granted, but you're lactose intolerant.

I wish I had an extra hour in my mornings.

Granted, but you're always an hour late to anything, you lose all your friends and are fired from any job you apply for

I wish that the person that next comments here wishes for the exact same wish I am writing now, word for word.

[Cortez (Mr. T. FOO!)]

Granted,

Yr wyf yn dymuno bod y person y sylwadau nesaf yma yn dymuno ar gyfer yr un union dymuno Yr wyf yn ysgrifennu yn awr, air am air.

[Leetgrain]

Granted,

Yr wyf yn dymuno bod y person y sylwadau nesaf yma yn dymuno ar gyfer yr un union dymuno Yr wyf yn ysgrifennu yn awr, air am air.

Haven't translated, but guessing that's welsh or gibberish - both the same, really xD

Granted, but now you're on a mobile phone.

I wish I owned a balisong

[TowerSheep]

Granted,

Yr wyf yn dymuno bod y person y sylwadau nesaf yma yn dymuno ar gyfer yr un union dymuno Yr wyf yn ysgrifennu yn awr, air am air.

Haven't translated, but guessing that's welsh or gibberish - both the same, really xD

Granted, but now you're on a mobile phone.

I wish I owned a balisong

Granted, but  now you have no arms or legs due to a tragic accident involving a one-eyed hooker who loves balisongs while you were out clubbing.

I wish that I could have a pet bat.

[oobla37]

granted. It eats your face off and is subsequently blasted down by shotgun wielding marines while singing "trouble" by taylor swift.

I wish for a tower of sheeps.

[Guztav.]

Granted, but then one of the sheep fell, causing all the other sheep to fall too.

I wish for a teleporter.

[Leetgrain]

Granted, but you are so good at handwriting you break your fingers every time you hold a pen

I wish someone on Conjoint Gaming started a new, unique and terrible meme.

[UnknownError]

Granted, Conjoint Shake is invented, leading a mass increase in the amount of scrubs and nubs therefore ending CG and all its awesomeness.

I wish I had started Gangnam Style.