Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[oobla37]

Granted, it's decaf and it tastes terrible.

I wish for a lap dance.

[theyankees213]

Granted, a lap dance from an elephant is painful though, and u die.... horribly

I wish I could finally get to sleep.

[Tyber]

Granted, a lap dance from an elephant is painful though, and u die.... horribly

I wish I could finally get to sleep.

Granted, you never wake up.

I wish I had Crysis 3

[oobla37]

(Hey man, I didn't ask for a lap dance from Tyber)

Granted, but you don't like it.

I wish for a lap dance from the girl of my dreams.

[Leomire]

Granted but turns out it was a he.

I wish I had more free time

[Tyber]

Granted but turns out it was a he.

I wish I had more free time

Granted, one day, while playing some games on your free time, you go out to get some soda, and get ran over by a truck while crossing the street.

I wish I had a pie that was made with God's hands.

P.S. that was just cold oobla.

[Prince LunaShy]

Granted but turns out it was a he.

I wish I had more free time

Granted, one day, while playing some games on your free time, you go out to get some soda, and get ran over by a truck while crossing the street.

I wish I had a pie that was made with God's hands.

P.S. that was just cold oobla.

Granted, you are in the pie, and crush all of your loved ones in your buttery, fruity goodness.
Because you're an elephant. In a pie.

I wish for Half Life 3.

[oobla37]

granted. it sucks.
I wish for a lifetime supply of cupcakes.

[Tyber]

granted. it sucks.
I wish for a lifetime supply of cupcakes.

Granted, you're fat.

I wish for StarCraft 2

[Prince LunaShy]

granted. it sucks.
I wish for a lifetime supply of cupcakes.

Granted, you're fat.

I wish for StarCraft 2

Granted, you're even fatter when you get it.

I wish for oobla to cyber with me.

[Guztav.]

Granted, but Tyber doesn't like you. He only likes doing the 'plan' with Gustav.

I wish for a flying bed.

[Old Crow]

Granted but you have to fuel it every ten minutes

I wish I made 3 times as much money as a I do now.

[Splenda]

Granted, but its taxed 400%
Wish I had a taco

[Tyber]

Granted, but its taxed 400%
Wish I had a taco

Granted, you eat nucleartaco and are now a cannibal.

I wish for 5 dollah.

[Guztav.]

Granted, but then I de-granted it, hah.

I wish ZPS didn't crash so much