Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[theyankees213]

Granted, after watching a video consisting of 400 hours of sexy ladies putting make up on, you figure out how to! You later forget due to a tramatic Fall leading to amnesia.

I wish that people would respect cartmans authority

[UnknownError]

Granted, under Cartman's authority, Kenny is no longer allowed to die, Kyle converts to Christianity, Stan commits suicide unwilling to cope with the massive changes to his life. Thanks Yankees you fucked up South Park.

I wish people would come up with better jokes.

[SkiesAhoy]

Granted. Jokes become so sophisticated that it's increasingly more complicated to understand them, resulting in the creation of a "Humor elite", while the rest of the world suffers in utter boredom.

I wish cars drove themselves.

[Guztav.]

Granted.
All cars now drive themselves and more and more people are being hit and killed brutally by cars.
I hope you're happy.

I wish to laugh.

[Christovski]

Granted, you laugh constantly and are unable to stop to breathe, and die.

I wish people who hack in games would all burn in hell.

[Tyber]

Granted, you laugh constantly and are unable to stop to breathe, and die.

I wish people who hack in games would all burn in hell.

Granted, but the meaning of hacking changes and now means anyone who ever edited or uses a games files/engine is now a hacker. See you in hell Chris.

I wish I could figure out a profile name I can stick with.

[Xenomorph]

Granted, you laugh constantly and are unable to stop to breathe, and die.

I wish people who hack in games would all burn in hell.

Granted, but the meaning of hacking changes and now means anyone who ever edited or uses a games files/engine is now a hacker. See you in hell Chris.

I wish I could figure out a profile name I can stick with.

Granted but then you forget and the only profile name you can remember is "FuckedUpIdiot"

I wish for noobs to use rifles.

[UnknownError]

Granted, you get HS by the noobs with rifles everytime you log into a game with guns.

I wish you could go and erase someone elses post cause you have a better corruption.

[Cortez (Mr. T. FOO!)]

Granted, but in order to do this you go back in time and in the process rip a whole in the space-time continuum effectively destroying you universe.

I wish that TF2 wasn't so freakin' fat.

[theyankees213]

Granted, TF2 goes on a diet, starves and dies.

I wish Unknown would stop being a jerk on this thread and instead use  to show his happiness.

[UnknownError]

Granted, my love for Yankees converts my heart into a blob of inescapable happiness . I forget to feed my pet frogs because I care too much for Yankees that one of them becomes brain dead . Another gargles his own vomit . Another ditches me to be apart of a bad remake of West Side Story . The last goes on LSD forever trapped in his hallucinations . Thanks Yankees  .

I wish I never have to do that again.

[Prince LunaShy]

Granted, my love for Yankees converts my heart into a blob of inescapable happiness . I forget to feed my pet frogs because I care too much for Yankees that one of them becomes brain dead . Another gargles his own vomit . Another ditches me to be apart of a bad remake of West Side Story . The last goes on LSD forever trapped in his hallucinations . Thanks Yankees  .

I wish I never have to do that again.

Granted, you never have to do it again - after this time!

I wish for Unkown to use more 

[UnknownError]

Granted, but "Unkown" returns to his alternate dimension never to be seen again. He eventually develops a horrible disability so he can no longer type and you use 

I wish no one would use those smileys. Except this one time.

[theyankees213]

Granted, the smileys are destroyed.... and replaced with new stick figures.


I wish For stick figures to topple a government.

[Tyber]

Granted, the smileys are destroyed.... and replaced with new stick figures.


I wish For stick figures to topple a government.

Granted, it falls on you.

I wish for a cup of coffee right about now.