Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[Blackllama]

Granted, it ends in 45 years.

I wish for a soda.

[UnknownError]

Granted, it's a Pepsi.

I wish I had a Coke.

[Coreybush11]

Granted but it's shitty fake sugar instead of real glass bottle type

I wish for all dice rolls to be what I need them to be

Rolled 1d20 : 19, total 19

[Christovski]

Granted, but games don't use dice anymore.

I wish I hadn't started posting in this thread.

[UnknownError]

Granted, but you would be less cool for not posting here.

I wish I had a better job. (I work in fast food.)

[Pillz]

Granted but now you work in slow food with more customers.

I wish for Elder Scrolls Online to be cheap to play when they put a price on it.

[UnknownError]

Granted, It will go F2P, and compete with TF2's hat monopoly. There by starting the Hat Wars, with 2 sequels, a horrible prequel trilogy, soooooo many rereleases, and the virginity of millions.

I wish that Darth Vader won't be brought back in the new Star Wars Trilogy.

[Blackllama]

Granted, It will go F2P, and compete with TF2's hat monopoly. There by starting the Hat Wars, with 2 sequels, a horrible prequel trilogy, soooooo many rereleases, and the virginity of millions.

I wish that Darth Vader won't be brought back in the new Star Wars Trilogy.

Granted, he was replaced with Darth Skater.


I wish this wish won't get corrupted.

[Prince LunaShy]

Granted, he was replaced with Darth Skater.

I wish this wish won't get corrupted.

You get hit by combustible melons.
I wish for what I want, what I really really want.

[TowerSheep]

Granted, he was replaced with Darth Skater.

I wish this wish won't get corrupted.

You get hit by combustible melons.
I wish for what I want, what I really really want.

Granted, but as you are walking down the road you are hit by a 18 wheeler and rendered a vegetable. Now what you really really want is of no use to you. Welcome to machine.

I wish Bronies were obsessed with a more manly and entertaining show so I could relate.

[Blackllama]

Granted, but as you are walking down the road you are hit by a 18 wheeler and rendered a vegetable. Now what you really really want is of no use to you. Welcome to machine.

I wish Bronies were obsessed with a more manly and entertaining show so I could relate.

Granted, they're obsessed with MMA and pro wrestling shows.

I wish nobody will notice I didn't corrupt sheep's wish because I couldn't think of anything good.

[Prince LunaShy]

Granted, but as you are walking down the road you are hit by a 18 wheeler and rendered a vegetable. Now what you really really want is of no use to you. Welcome to machine.

I wish Bronies were obsessed with a more manly and entertaining show so I could relate.

Granted, MLP is now directed by Michael Bay, animated in the style of Avatar, and is rated XXX.

Spoiler for Hidden:

Also, WAT
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNryNfvcQlY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNryNfvcQlY</a>
WATTATAWTTAWTTAWTTWTATT
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc99jYyvhyA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc99jYyvhyA</a>
I don't even understand this part of the community. I'm just here for adorable ponies, good works of art, music, and the ocasional fanfic. AND WHAT IS THIS?
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byGwAJH1JLM" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byGwAJH1JLM</a>
Uhhhhhhgg.

Granted, they're obsessed with MMA and pro wrestling shows.

I wish nobody will notice I didn't corrupt sheep's wish because I couldn't think of anything good.

Granted, I respond to it as well.

I wish for a better name for bronies.

[Xenomorph]

Granted, but as you are walking down the road you are hit by a 18 wheeler and rendered a vegetable. Now what you really really want is of no use to you. Welcome to machine.

I wish Bronies were obsessed with a more manly and entertaining show so I could relate.

Granted, MLP is now directed by Michael Bay, animated in the style of Avatar, and is rated XXX.

Spoiler for Hidden:

Also, WAT
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNryNfvcQlY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNryNfvcQlY</a>
WATTATAWTTAWTTAWTTWTATT
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc99jYyvhyA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc99jYyvhyA</a>
I don't even understand this part of the community. I'm just here for adorable ponies, good works of art, music, and the ocasional fanfic. AND WHAT IS THIS?
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byGwAJH1JLM" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byGwAJH1JLM</a>
Uhhhhhhgg.

Granted, they're obsessed with MMA and pro wrestling shows.

I wish nobody will notice I didn't corrupt sheep's wish because I couldn't think of anything good.

Granted, I respond to it as well.

I wish for a better name for bronies.

Granted. Now you are the worst brony in history and all bronies are now called LunaShy.

I wish for shitboxes not to exist ;c

[Christovski]

Granted, now there is no hit-detection at all, and bullets will always pass through people doing nothing.

I wish that people would post more interesting threads on the forums

[Leetgrain]

*seductively walks towards you and lowers herself onto your lap*

Granted, but the idiots aren't huddled in one spot - how are we going to eliminate them all now!

I wish I knew how to put on makeup without poking my eyes out :x