Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[Blackllama]

Granted, but you had to spam them and got demoted because of "Crazy spam."

I wish I knew how to play ZM.

Granted, you know how, but  are physically unable to do it.

I wish I had a delicious blueberry scone right in front of me that I can eat.

[Tyber]

Granted, but you're not hungry.

I wish my reskins on Gmod would work.

[Christovski]

Granted, but there are no more guns.

I wish people weren't a bunch of dicks.

[UnknownError]

Granted, everyone are pussies.

I wish for a massive LAN party.

[Blackllama]

Granted, everyone are pussies.

I wish for a massive LAN party.

Granted, there is the biggest lan party in the world, you weren't invited.

I wish for nothing, everything, and some things at the same time.

[Tyber]

Granted, everyone dies.

I wish for a smoothie that cannot be curropted or messed with in any way and is delicious.

[Sniper no Sniping]

granted, but you drop it on the floor accidentally and you don't feel like eating it anymore

I wish i didn't go on this forum just to corrupt wishes.

[Blackllama]

Granted, you also go on to get tech support.

I wish I had a better wish.

[Lone Mudkips]

Granted, but it gets corrupted anyways.

I wish to be a ninja from the future.

[Sniper no Sniping]

Granted, but it turns out "ninja" is just a term for "Boring business man who hates his job" in the future. Past ninjas dont exist in the future silly!

I wish my computer would work right and stop restarting >:I

[Cortez (Mr. T. FOO!)]

Granted, but it works so well that it comes to the conclution that eventually it will be replaced and finds a way to kill you and eventually wipe out humanity so that it can't be.

I wish America had a better anthem

[Pillz]

Granted but it has an eight minute guitar solo.

I wish I could eat Ramen

[Hair Slut]

Granted but it has an eight minute guitar solo.

I wish I could eat Ramen

granted, but it smells like it went bad after cooking a week ago

i wish people would stop being dumb

[nucleartaco]

Granted, everyone is all knowing now but you are still the same

I wish I joined this game awhile ago

[UnknownError]

Granted, you're one of us now forever.

I wish for the end of Spongebob.