Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[Leetgrain]

Granted, but you pee nuts.

I wish I could take you to a gay bay, I've got something to put in you, at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

[theyankees213]

Granted, but on our way there you arrested for Tax evasion.

Everyone talk like Yoda, i wish.

[oobla37]

granted, but talks like this, everyone does. Mainstream, it becomes. Annoying it gets. Yes, mmmmmm.

I wish everyone talked normal again.

[Leetgrain]

Granted, but your turn into old green dwarf.

I wish someone posts a picture of cute women's feet on the next post here 

[UnknownError]

Granted, but the feet smelled terrible.

I wish for a pet penguin.

[Sniper no Sniping]

granted, But the sex was terrible.

I wish Tyler and Pyro has Pyler and Tyro babies.

[UnknownError]

Granted, but the baby is ugly.

I wish Nexus and Tendovvi have kids. Tenus and Nexdovvi

[Tyber]

Granted, they grow up and eat you.

I wish I could play through Dishonored all over again with all my knowledge of Dishonored erased.

[Skyguy (Team Mudkipz)]

Granted, you now have amnesia... (loss of memory, not the game)

I wish for an immortal turtle with a jetpack

[oobla37]

Granted, you now have amnesia... (loss of memory, not the game)

I wish for an immortal turtle with a jetpack

granted, but it flies above you and takes a dump... all the time... forever.

I wish for MORE WISHES!

[theyankees213]

Granted, you can redeem them at Mars.

I wish for 10000  irl.

[Cortez (Mr. T. FOO!)]

Granted, but one day while your sleeping that start to inch closer and closer to you until they are all around your bed. You wake up and say, "Oh 1000 discofrogs, what are you doing h-" and they jump on you and bite you throat. As you bleed out you here the discofrogs softly chanting, " Death to all humans..." What?

I wish that people would actually put more effort into corrupting wishes.

[TowerSheep]

Granted everything you every good thing you wish for happens to the person you currently hate the most while every bad thing happens to your friends.

I wish there were more shitboxes in TTT

[Inject OH 4]

Granted, by the shit box's spread into every game you've ever played until all games have completely unplayable shitbox's, causing you to drive your self into a world of insanity to the point of where you finally explode and blow up a small building. Using cat poo as an accelerant because you've found a way to make it work.

I wish I had 200 more post, just like that in 1 second.

[Tyber]

Granted, but you had to spam them and got demoted because of "Crazy spam."

I wish I knew how to play ZM.