Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[theyankees213]

granted, but you hold the lightsaber the wrong way and stab yourself in the leg.

i wish for nothing.

[CannonFodder]

Wish granted for nothing, you got nothing so your in a place of nothing.
I wish for power

[Cortez (Mr. T. FOO!)]

Granted, but seeing your ugly gob killed him and now you are wanted for manslaughter

I wish that Wholegrain was actually made of wholegrains

[Ðeath.]

granted, but being sweaty also works that much % faster..

I wish for a mundane super power.

[IsYn Wooley]

Granted, you have the super power of Invisibility to only the blind.

I wish for a pen that never runs out of ink and that is indestructible.

[CamperStrike]

Granted, but you can only use it while jumping.

I wish I my wishes couldn't get corrupted.

[Cortez (Mr. T. FOO!)]

Granted, but you can only use it while jumping.

I wish I my wishes couldn't get corrupted.

Granted, "I my" wishes can't be corrupted.

I wish that Mel Brooks would actually make History of the World: Part II, featuring a Viking burial, a "Hitler on Ice" number and a science fiction "Jews in Space".

[CamperStrike]

Damnit.

Granted, but it's banned in 859 countries.

I wish the internet was back to being niche(ish).

[Ðeath.]

Granted, the tops have holes.

I wish for an incorruptible sandvich

[IsYn Wooley]

Wish granted...This appears in front of you.



However you don't get a chance to bite into it for 3 weeks and by that time you realize you have given up pork.

I wish for Planetside 2 beta access.

[Ðeath.]

Granted, glitches everywhere

I wish I could eat that damn sandwich, and it was perfectly healthy.. and nothing was wrong with it. And I could taste it. How delicious it was. How delicious *I* believe it to be.

[brianisabeast]

granted but after you see your future you die of a heart attack

i wish i had the biggest taco in the world

[theyankees213]

granted, but its fake meat and tastes horrible.

i wish for rucka rucka ali for prez.

[Skyguy (Team Mudkipz)]

Granted but Youtube deletes Rucka Rucka Ali off the earth

I wish I had a mini nuclear bomb

[Blazyd]

Granted, but it explodes and one of your skin cells dies from the explosion.

I wish I had more moonshine