Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[Skyguy (Team Mudkipz)]

Wish not granted as you didnt wish for anything

I wish all the community leaders would post here tomorrow

[Blackllama]

Granted, but that's impossible. Err, I guess that wasn't really granted after all.

I wish I had never decided to change my avatar to a seagull.

[mjb627]

Granted, now you have no avatar.
I wish Blackllama wouldn't post before me.

[Blackllama]

Granted, I'm posting after you. You can never post again if you don't want me to post before you.

I wish people understood the magnitude of the situation at hand.

[Link236]

Granted, I'm posting after you. You can never post again if you don't want me to post before you.

I wish people understood the magnitude of the situation at hand.

Granted. But, the situation then decides to come to your house, get drunk, and rough you up.

I wish I had all the money in the world.

[MrNedinator]

Granted, I'm posting after you. You can never post again if you don't want me to post before you.

I wish people understood the magnitude of the situation at hand.

Granted. But, the situation then decides to come to your house, get drunk, and rough you up.

I wish I had all the money in the world.

Wish granted. But then the economy collapses and its useless because the new currency is beads.
I wish I didn't suck at Hidden...

[Blackllama]

Granted. You're so good you get banned for hacking on all the servers.

I wish I didn't have any work to do this afternoon.

[Leetgrain]

Granted. You're so good you get banned for hacking on all the servers.

I wish I didn't have any work to do this afternoon.

Granted, you have no money and become a hobo

I wish Pillz cut his hair!

[Link236]

Granted. You're so good you get banned for hacking on all the servers.

I wish I didn't have any work to do this afternoon.

Granted, you have no money and become a hobo

I wish Pillz cut his hair!

Granted. But you have to do it for him. And he happens to have a lot of lice and dandruff.

I wish that I had every single game on Steam.

[mjb627]

Granted, you're now broke.
I wish lag never existed.

[Skyguy (Team Mudkipz)]

Granted, now the games are just flat out slow.

I wish Billy forgot everything he ever knew about the 

[Billy]

Granted, you're now broke.
I wish lag never existed.

Granted, but now the game just closes the second you'd start lagging. 

I wish every single emoticon on these forums was just a recolored version of 

[Skyguy (Team Mudkipz)]

You granted the wrong wish, therefore your wish shall not be granted

I wish people would pay attention to that little red banner that says someone posted before you

[Billy]

That wish was already wished so that isn't granted either.

I wish  ruled the world.

[Blackllama]

(I already have no money, you got nothing on me gurl.)

granted, an emoticon rules the world, thus it does absolutely nothing and life goes on.

I wish for a second bowl of this icecream I am currently eating.