Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[Blackllama]

Granted, it's not on this forum though.

I wish to receive a fantastic blowjob tonight.

[Skyguy (Team Mudkipz)]

Granted, its given to you by a elephant

I wish the zombie emoticon was on these forums

[Billy]

Granted, it's not on this forum though.

I wish to receive a fantastic blowjob tonight.

Granted, but the blowjob comes from a black, midget, amputee shemale.

Granted, its given to you by a elephant

I wish the zombie emoticon was on these forums

Granted, but the emoticon is [dfigh2yi8urh8wdhf9usdhf87y32u4rhg702r9j] so you'd have to copypaste that every time you'd want to use it.

I wish my alcoholic father didn't beat me all the time.

[Blackllama]

(Wait, I get an elephant AND it gives good blowjobs? I thought you were supposed to be corrupting my wish.)
Granted, your alcoholic mother beats you all the time. (Sorry bro)

I wish someone in CG speaks/is learning japanese so I can talk to them.

[Billy]

(Wait, I get an elephant AND it gives good blowjobs? I thought you were supposed to be corrupting my wish.)
Granted, your alcoholic mother beats you all the time. (Sorry bro)

I wish someone in CG speaks/is learning japanese so I can talk to them.

* Billy wonders if Blackllama ever read his intro thread (which states he is Japanese)

Granted: But that person is me. And I'm not going to talk to you back. <3

[UnknownError]

Granted, you broke the game Billy, bad boi.

I wish Tyber could actually crowbar fight me in real life, rather than knife me.

[Blackllama]

Wooo! boku no chingo wa katai desu!

Granted, he breaks your kneecaps and you bleed to death.

I wish Billy would've put a in his last post because I secretly miss them.

[UnknownError]

He begins to use  again but it soon becomes known to the general public thst Old Crow hsd been replicating his fecal matter  in order to make an srmy that takes over the world. 

I wish my phone would correct my mistakes.

[Blackllama]

Granted, but it scans all your text and turns everything you say into sexual innuendo when you text family members. You disable it for this reason.

I wish it wasn't a rule that you have to post in English.

[Billy]

Wooo! boku no chingo wa katai desu!

Granted, he breaks your kneecaps and you bleed to death.

I wish Billy would've put a in his last post because I secretly miss them.

I legitimately have no idea what that means. It's.. I don't know. Chingo is a Spanish word, I know that. Uh, uhh... You.. Your chingo is stubborn? You're a stubborn chingo?

Wish granted, but the is now

Granted, but it scans all your text and turns everything you say into sexual innuendo when you text family members. You disable it for this reason.

I wish it wasn't a rule that you have to post in English.

This wish is granted too. Except all forms of Japanese is banned. Other languages are ok.

[Blackllama]

That was supposed to be chinpo, apologies. I was trying to go with hard, but I'm not sure if katai was correct or not. I looked it up on my phone. I'm a failure.

I wish Billy had made a wish so I could grant it.

[UnknownError]

Ja, Blackllama ist sehr dumm. Deutsch ist sehr gut, und besser an Japanese.

I wishe tha Englisch whas knot standarized.

[Billy]

Ja, Blackllama ist sehr dumm. Deutsch ist sehr gut, und besser an Japanese.

I wishe tha Englisch whas knot standarized.

Ich habe einen große Schwanz.

Wish granted. Japanese is now the standard language. Better wakarimasu your nihongo.

That was supposed to be chinpo, apologies. I was trying to go with hard, but I'm not sure if katai was correct or not. I looked it up on my phone. I'm a failure.

I wish Billy had made a wish so I could grant it.

Chinpo is slang. Katai can mean hard, but it's really meant in the context of hard-headed, or.. Stubborn. But why is your dick hard?

[Blackllama]

 So what would you use for physically hard anyway?

You really need to remember to wish, even if I'm distracting you. I guess I take it your wish is to know why my dick is hard?

That's for me to know and you to wonder.

I wish for more posting on the forums outside of this thread.

[Billy]

So what would you use for physically hard anyway?

You really need to remember to wish, even if I'm distracting you. I guess I take it your wish is to know why my dick is hard?

That's for me to know and you to wonder.

I wish for more posting on the forums outside of this thread.

I don't know how to say physically hard. I know how to say hard as in difficulty, and that's muzukashii. Although, in Japan, if you just said "hard", everyone would understand you just fine.

Wish granted. No objections. Let's post somewhere else.