Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[AlphaWeeaboo]

Granted but in replace of Monday they now have Funday which is exactly the same as Monday only with a more ironic name.

I wish my waifus were real.

[Leetgrain]

Granted, but Oh hello Corey in a skimpy dress!

I wish Kamikaze was the next to post here.

[Napoleon BonaPARTY]

Granted, but you can't decide which one to use.

I wish Reddit would die.

[whenbananasattack]

Granted, but the blood sacrifice of all those Reddit children makes Fur Affinity even stronger.

I wish for fewer wishes.

[jabberjawz]

Your wish is granted! sadly your tree dies because you forgot to water it....

I wish I was able to stop time!

[Scottitot]

Granted but you can't start time again so your frozen

Wish I had unlimited money

[Old Crow]

Granted but its in monopoly money, so it is useless.

I wish I had a better gaming PC.

[Cortez (Mr. T. FOO!)]

Granted, but it so good that it develops the ability to make it's own decisions and decides that you are an evil being and shocks you to a mildly annoying death through the keyboard.

I wish that society didn't put an age limit on trick or treating.

[Leetgrain]

Granted, but it so good that it develops the ability to make it's own decisions and decides that you are an evil being and shocks you to a mildly annoying death through the keyboard.

I wish that society didn't put an age limit on trick or treating.

Granted, but a creepy old man dressed as a baby knocks on your door.

I wish I had punching sound effects whenever I punched.

[whenbananasattack]

Granted. You now have a muscle disorder that forces yours hands into fists at all times. Hope that sound effect doesn't get too annoying!

I wish Leetgrain would stop making excessively loud punching sound effects.

[Scottitot]

Granted your now deaf

I wish instagram didn't exist

[Napoleon BonaPARTY]

Granted but I have no idea what that is, meaning I can't make a joke about it.

I wish I had an alien raygun

[whenbananasattack]

Granted, but the gun automatically homes in on the thing closest to it, a.k.a. you.

I wish I wasn't so talented and beautiful. It's such a curse. T_T

[oobla37]

Granted, you're ugly and useless now.

I wish Tlulul would love me 

[Leetgrain]

Granted, she now likes nerdy fat neckbearders 

I wish Dark Emo would come the fuck on to steam :X