Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[Nelth]

Granted, but it is a blue fungus growing over the chips.


I wish that I had more memory for more games.

[Blazyd]

Granted, but your computer gets amnesia.

I wish I can travel the universe.

[Lone Mudkips]

Granted, but you will die by lack of oxygen as you travel.

I wish I can be a robot.

[Happy Tree]

Granted, but you are too stiff to move

i wish i could fly

[Pyro]

Granted but you can only fly for 5 seconds and if you exceed that time you will be fed blue fungus chips things and you will die a horrible slow death.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

[Leetgrain]

Granted, but it corrupts your virginity and you will never have sex.

I wish the songbird's song came true for me

[Ðeath.]

Granted, but all the songbirds died.

I wish I could walk on water.

[theyankees213]

granted, but chuck norris kills you while swiming on land.

i wish for 2 cammels in a tiny car

[artixloktar]

Granted, but your stuck between 2 rocks and 2 hard places

I wish i was never made hole and equability was nothing more then an idea spread apart from one end of the earth to another, and that 2012 would hurry up already...

[artixloktar]

granted, but you would get too thin and become a stick in my yard

I wish slywilliam would read my wish

[Happy Tree]

Granted but it only works on 2 year olds so it doesn't matter.

i wish i could stop time

[Happy Tree]

granted but you spend all your money on weed and becomes a hobo

i wish sly is a hobo forever

[Happy Tree]

granted everyone is peaceful execpt for you

i wish sly won't corrupt my wish

[Kingtrue]

Granted.

But I will instead!

 

[Happy Tree]

granted but king became a better person than you

i wish that king would annoy sly