Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[Travis]

Granted but Timmy died.

I wish I had STDs.

[Sniper no Sniping]

Granted, but it's a new type and extremely fatal, infact, your probably dead right now.

I wish Toast (the person) was covered in butter

[Pillz]

Granted but he kills your entire family in the process of buttering himself.

I wish the Lonely Island album would come out already.

[JohnCyKlopZ]

Granted but he kills your entire family in the process of buttering himself.

I wish the Lonely Island album would come out already.

Granted but they added Justin Bieber songs in it for profit.

I wish Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black would make a song together.

[AlphaWeeaboo]

Granted but he kills your entire family in the process of buttering himself.

I wish the Lonely Island album would come out already.

Granted but they added Justin Bieber songs in it for profit.

I wish Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black would make a song together.

Granted, and the whole nation rejoices from their beautifu-- I mean, everyone dies.

I wish cat girls were real.

[Sniper no Sniping]

Granted, but they eat people and they don't look human.

I wish for a Troll Face

[Inject OH 4]

  Granted but it eats your soul and your deemed into troll hell for every to be trolled as it destorys you slowly from the inside.

I wish for a Sexy Nice car (free dur).

[Bloody Mion]

Granted but gas is expensive and you go poor.

I wish life looked like anime.

[AlphaWeeaboo]

Granted but it turns out the genre is yaoi.

I wish people weren't annoying >.>

[Timmy]

Granted but the lack of conflict of annoying people has made your life boring.

I wish to enroll in a school with no homework.

[GreyLLama]

Granted, but everyone at the school are dangerous sociopaths.

I wish trees were made of cotton candy.

[AlphaWeeaboo]

Grandted my trees no longer exist due to a cotton candy tree fire.

I wish this idiot didn't sit by me in CR.

[GreyLLama]

Granted, instead you have a 80 year old with smoker's cough that always carries a yuppy chihuahua in her purse.

I wish to wish.

[AlphaWeeaboo]

(btw the idiot just farted and it smells like fucking breakfast food or some shit)
Granted but it gets corrupted.

I wish peace could have a chance.

[Blood]

Granted but the chance to get peace is 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 of a nanosecond and the chance was lost