Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[Nelth]

Granted, but it didnt change earth's place in the galaxy

I wish for a wish to wish with.

[Cortez (Mr. T. FOO!)]

Granted but wishing for a wish to wish with is like dividing by zero, it can't be done.

I wish that the rent wasn't too damn high!

[Hair Slut]

Granted, now you have to work even harder for the owner o decide you are worth it.

I wish for blizzard to fix the servers before release.

[Boxman]

I'm sorry, that can't be granted.

I wish society wasn't a huge failure.

[Cortez (Mr. T. FOO!)]

Granted, you weren't born... jk

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I wish that the cake wasn't a lie

[Sniper no Sniping]

Granted, but now it lies and is made out of concrete and rebar. It tries to snap your neck everytime you blink.

I wish g

[Blackllama]

Granted, g

I wish I knew what sniper was going to say.

[Nelth]

Granted, but you hear what he has to say at the most inappropriate time imaginable



Moose

[Boxman]

Granted, goose*


I wish vent was less derpy

[JohnCyKlopZ]

Granted, goose*


I wish vent was less derpy

Granted, but now you're banned from it.

I wish I had herpes.

[Boxman]

Granted, but you received it from a male prostitute... And it's not on or near your mouth/penis

I wish Wholegrain was 100% grain rather than 100% whole

[JohnCyKlopZ]

Granted, but now he's full of grains and no (w)hole to put them in.

I wish Boxman would PM me the link to his awesome CG intro he made 1-2 years ago, assuming I can still use it, since all his PM's he sent me back then magically disappeared.

[Boxman]

Granted, no repercussions.

I wish John was more active?

[JohnCyKlopZ]

Granted, but he promises nothing.

I wish it'd smell like rainbows each time I fart.

[Spadie]

Granted, but it only smells like rainbows to you. To everyone else.. Farts.

I wish S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2 was being made