Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[Pancake Of Doom]

Granted, but now you have the cast of Two and a Half Men living down there (Post Charlie Sheen)

I wish that all of the original Cartoon Cartoons were aired again.

[TowerSheep]

Granted but your blind from catching too much seamen with your eyes.

I wish I had musical talent

[Cortez (Mr. T. FOO!)]

Granted but your talent is of the autotuned Justin Bieber variety

I wish I was 19 for reason that have nothing to do with things that are currently illegal

[InterZu]

Granted, but your house is raided by the CIA because you age instantly. They take you to HQ, strap you to a bed, Rub lotion on your skin, and remove your skin to make a vagina.

I wish I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.

[Dante]

Granted, but your house is raided by the CIA because you age instantly. They take you to HQ, strap you to a bed, Rub lotion on your skin, and remove your skin to make a vagina.

I wish I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.

(Most of you have no Idea how to play this. )

Granted, you teleport to the land of DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS. As you fall out of the sky you slowly come to a stop as you find out you can truly fly. As you go flying off two dragons fly into the sky and lo and behold they see you. Upon seeing an easy snack the dragons fly up to you ready to tear you apart for their evening feast. You finally notice them as they try to snap at your feet. GOOD LUCK, Non magical being your going to need.
also you will die.

I wish I could cast spells from DND from Cantrips to lvl 9 powers. INCLUDING EPIC SPELLS!11!!!11

[Blackllama]

Granted, you're in the D&D world and can cast your spells.  The DM drops a boulder on your head.  You died.

I wish I was at home playing on. CG's TTT instead of being in math class right now.

[Cortez (Mr. T. FOO!)]

Granted, but your house is raided by the CIA because you age instantly. They take you to HQ, strap you to a bed, Rub lotion on your skin, and remove your skin to make a vagina.

I wish I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.

What the fuck?

Granted, you're in the D&D world and can cast your spells.  The DM drops a boulder on your head.  You died.

I wish I was at home playing on. CG's TTT instead of being in math class right now.

Granted but the server is empty because your timezone is messed.

I wish that the internet wasn't full of cartoon ponies and cats.

[Sprite]

Granted but the internet no longer exists and because of your wish you are thrown into a dimension filled with cartoons cats and ponies.

I wish that arth would finally understand that I'm not high.

[Nelth]

Granted, but he now asks you who your previous supplier was.

I wish that my school would stop giving me projects to do.

[Hair Slut]

granted but now they assign you to do projects instead of them being optional

i wish the TTT server had more guns

[Blackllama]

Granted, there's now 15,000 reskins of the crowbar.

I wish videogames weren't so expensive.

[Sprite]

Granted but they now only give you half the game

I wish I could speed up time

[InterZu]

Granted but it got set to auto pilot and you skip all of your life and die alone.

I wish my dog would stop shitting on my floor

[Hair Slut]

granted now he shits on your bed

i wish for it to be cold again

[Blackllama]

granted you freeze to death.

I wish my glass of water would refil its self with quality water and not overflow.