Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[Inject OH 4]

granted but as soon as you can your shot in the back of the head.... 35 times.


I wish people wouldn't steal good names for youtube usernames and never use the damn account... EVER. What a waist!

[Timmy]

(thought you said you couldn't do the non creative thing of just getting killed)
Granted but then you were only allowed to use the name ButtBandit on all of your accounts

I wish for a computer I can control with my mind

[GreyLLama]

Granted but now your computer downloads pornography everytime you think of dirty things.

I wish for no one to wish again!

[Takeo The Wise Wolf]

Granted, but now your head has exploded.

I wish I had a 105mm AT gun.

[M-Dawg]

Granted, but the weapon is disassembled into little parts more than it should be disassembled, and will take about 5 years & 7 and 1/2 months to reassemble, then about 7 more years to assemble the ammunition required.

I wish I could derp more.

[Inject OH 4]

Granted but you drup so hard that you can't durp any more and since you wish granted you the ability to durp more and now that u cant this cases a black hole and sucks in the entire galaxy and everyone dies.

I wish the mass effect plot was real life

[Bloody Mion]

Wish granted but your dedication to ashley and miley cyrus make you insane!

I wish i had a godly computer.

[Coreybush11]

Granted but you have no outlet to put the plug in.

I wish Inject would wish for Miley Cyrus to give him a blowjob.

[ninjarocket]

Granted but you have to record the entire thing, and there are melons involved.

I wish I could blow shit up with my mind

[Mudkipz]

Granted, you eventually become so good at blowing stuff up, it becomes subconcious and you blow up your house and cars.

I wish that people would stop caring about my crappy voice >.>

[Patric123456]

Granted you now have a shitty voice!
I wish for my wish to be corupted!

[Yahtzee]

Wish granted, your wish becomes so corrupt it gains a life of its own and kills your family.

I wish Darkemo had friends

[Coreybush11]

Wish granted, your wish becomes so corrupt it gains a life of its own and kills your family.

I wish Darkemo had friends

Wish granted but his friends are all weeaboos like him.

I wish everyone was covered in mayonnaise and was dancing around the Statue of Liberty. For my own  reasons.

[CamperStrike]

Uh... How do I... I don't even...

Well, wish granted but it would happen in a parallel universe, so you could never see it. 

I wish ConjointGaming servers never get DDOS'd again. 

[M-Dawg]

Granted, but the DDoSers have replaced their low-life occupation with buttraping, so now all players on the TTT server get buttraped once every week.

I wish there weren't as many idiots on the TTT server as usual.