Real Life! *the game*

[Dante]

Lolol, I actually got something good, and was born in the usa. My parents are perfect and I have a baby brother. xD

EDIT: Nvm im epileptic.

Yah and apparently I'm some zombie hunter who started a zombie apocalypse. Then started the reckoning from deadlands.

[WillKill]

Im infertile but my wife is pregnant wtf?

[Dinomoto]

Im infertile but my wife is pregnant wtf?

shes been raped lol

[Travis]

On one of my characters I kept getting a message about 5-6 times like:

Your wife is pregnant, what do you want to do?

-Have Baby

-Abort

-Put up for adoption

There was enough aborted babies to feed a cannibal for a really long time.
Also, my wife was a whore to have 10 babies with me and have like 6 with other guys.

[Jorgen]

yeaaaa i got a baby spewing machine and ended upp with 21 kids, who spawned lots of grandchildren then i said FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

ther playtrough my mother gets steamrolled when i am 0 years old, then my father dies from tubercolosis wooo.

after this i get born in America, thinking nothing bad will happen. but i was baffled that my brother kept geting thrown out from school for a year, after this happening twice. sudenly it sais your brother fred was raped.

[Bjork]

Born in India moved to France had 23 relatives called Mildred....

Every turn Mildreds wife Mildred had a son called Mildred..

I then starved myself because of this.

[WillKill]

http://i51.tinypic.com/2i7alau.png

Lololol

[dirtylaundry022]

this game is so fucking epic!!!

But at the same time I feel kinda shitty for having so much fun with this game 

But then I get over it 

Here's my and my gf in pakistan at age 15  buttfuck.gif buttfuck.gif buttfuck.gif buttfuck.gif buttfuck.gif buttfuck.gif

[Pillz]

Here's any girl I met in the game, regardless of age.  buttfuck.gif emocut buttfuck.gif emocut buttfuck.gif buttfuck.gif buttfuck.gif buttfuck.gif buttfuck.gif buttfuck.gif buttfuck.gif buttfuck.gif buttfuck.gif buttfuck.gif

[Dante]

Actually played it now. 21 Salesman in russia filthy rich. And parents drug lords. Best of all get shoot outs every 5 seconds.

[A.K Commando]

I'm afraid to ask but what did you guy's put down under the Organization Field to get the game x.x

[Bjork]

Turdswillmaterilzeinfrontofyoureyes.co

Feel free to join my company 

[Dinomoto]

WG reaction to the game is literalyy just "WTF"

[Blackllama]

I got my girlfriend preg at 14 years old after mass clicking.

[Dante]

WG reaction to the game is literalyy just "WTF"

Whole or me?