Strap on your pants and keep your legs and hands inside the vehicle, because you are about to ride Napoleon's "ONE SHOT THE SHIT OUT OF EVERY BITCHASS DRAGON THERE BE AND MAKE ULFRIC YOUR BITCH" roller coaster.
Let's start off as an orc or a nord and learn the shit out of smithing, two-handed, and enchanting (heavy armour will probably be the best armour choice). You max the shit out that barbarian perk, and you smith the shit out of your weapons and get arcane smith as fast as you can. Go to that one mountain cave outside whiterun across white river and find the named bandit at the end and kill his bitchass because he has gauntlets that increase your two-hand damage. I don't even need to tell you that you need to put that shit on all your bitching steel plate armour because if you use anything past steel plate you are a little bitch. If you really want the bitches dead learn alchemy and make some fucking poisons
Now you go out there and backhand a milkdrinker.