Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[Leetgrain]

Granted, but your arms get dismembered in a freak shampoo accident

I wish I could travel through time, and I had a pen with a blue LED on the end of it

[Blackllama]

Granted, but your arms get dismembered in a freak shampoo accident

I wish I could travel through time, and I had a pen with a blue LED on the end of it

Granted, you're given a pen with a light on it and told to wait five minutes. Five minutes later you have traveled through time. Your pen also breaks over the course of time.

I wish I had some a delicious decaf soy latte at the perfect temperature completely accessible to me that I could drink right now.

[Tyber]

Granted, you're given a pen with a light on it and told to wait five minutes. Five minutes later you have traveled through time. Your pen also breaks over the course of time.

I wish I had some a delicious decaf soy latte at the perfect temperature completely accessible to me that I could drink right now.

Granted, but Leetgrain didn't travel through time, but space. He teleports to you and steals the latte seconds before you can sip it.

I wish our TTT server got with the times.

[Blackllama]

Granted, you're given a pen with a light on it and told to wait five minutes. Five minutes later you have traveled through time. Your pen also breaks over the course of time.

I wish I had some a delicious decaf soy latte at the perfect temperature completely accessible to me that I could drink right now.

Granted, but Leetgrain didn't travel through time, but space. He teleports to you and steals the latte seconds before you can sip it.

I wish our TTT server got with the times.

Granted, it is now with the times. The definition of 'with the times' is so vague that you don't even notice a difference.

I WISH LEETGRAIN WOULD GO BACK IN TIME AND BRING ME BACK MY COFFEE EXACTLY THE WAY IT WAS.

[Tyber]

Granted, it is now with the times. The definition of 'with the times' is so vague that you don't even notice a difference.

I WISH LEETGRAIN WOULD GO BACK IN TIME AND BRING ME BACK MY COFFEE EXACTLY THE WAY IT WAS.

Granted, Leetgrain puts the coffee in the exact spot where it was when he took it... 2600 years ago. Enjoy your 2600 year old coffee.

I wish for Leetgrain and I to go on an adventure.

[Blackllama]

Granted, it is now with the times. The definition of 'with the times' is so vague that you don't even notice a difference.

I WISH LEETGRAIN WOULD GO BACK IN TIME AND BRING ME BACK MY COFFEE EXACTLY THE WAY IT WAS.

Granted, Leetgrain puts the coffee in the exact spot where it was when he took it... 2600 years ago. Enjoy your 2600 year old coffee.

I wish for Leetgrain and I to go on an adventure.

Granted, but his time travel/space travel privileges HAVE BEEN REVOKED.

I wish for another cup of coffee exactly the same as my one from earlier

a delicious decaf soy latte at the perfect temperature completely accessible to me that I could drink right now.

Except nobody knows about it, but me. You all forget as soon as you have read it and corrupted my wish.

[Tyber]

Granted, it is now with the times. The definition of 'with the times' is so vague that you don't even notice a difference.

I WISH LEETGRAIN WOULD GO BACK IN TIME AND BRING ME BACK MY COFFEE EXACTLY THE WAY IT WAS.

Granted, Leetgrain puts the coffee in the exact spot where it was when he took it... 2600 years ago. Enjoy your 2600 year old coffee.

I wish for Leetgrain and I to go on an adventure.

Granted, but his time travel/space travel privileges HAVE BEEN REVOKED.

I wish for another cup of coffee exactly the same as my one from earlier

a delicious decaf soy latte at the perfect temperature completely accessible to me that I could drink right now.

Except nobody knows about it, but me. You all forget as soon as you have read it and corrupted my wish.

Granted, you overcomplicated the game and now no one wants to play, thanks Llama.

I wish for the game to resume.

[Lone Mudkips]

Granted, but it goes way off course as the game continues.

I wish to live in an underground base where I can resume my evil plan to take over the world... WITH SCIENCE!

[oobla37]

Granted, but as soon as you take over the world, there's nothing to do.

I wish I was alone....

[mjb627]

Granted, know your are alone, but their is a new species of MAN and you have to reproduce to start a new world.
I wish I had some pizza rolls!

[Tyber]

Granted, know your are alone, but their is a new species of MAN and you have to reproduce to start a new world.
I wish I had some pizza rolls!

Granted, their cold.

I wish for everyone to start calling me Zekkyou.

[Lone Mudkips]

Granted, but we will always call you Tyber afterwards.

I wish I can be John Locke.

[Skyguy (Team Mudkipz)]

Granted, you are John Locke the philosopher, but he is dead, therefore, you are dead.

I wish I could make better wishes.

[Tyber]

Damnit skyguy, I had the perfect response to that wish.

Granted, your defenition of better is always wishing for MLP t-shirts.

I wish people were more creative with their wishes and curruptions.

[Cadaver]

Granted, but now you are "currupted"
I wish I wasn't such a "grammer nazi."