Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[Nelth]

Granted, but it is only released in Japan



I wish for chicken

[Ðeath.]

Granted, yet you only receive fifteen roosters from Zelda: Majoras Mask.

I wish I had the perfect wish for myself.

[Nelth]

Granted, the wish changes yourself so that it is no longer perfect for you

I wish I was still hungry

[Boxman]

Granted, you'll never be full again. Hunger pains will haunt you for an eternity.

I wish my job was 20% better than what it currently is.

[Ðeath.]

Granted, but your life quality has degraded 25%.

[HeartlessSora1234]

I wish I had bullet time in real life.

[Boxman]

Granted, but all of time is slowed down for you for the rest of your life. Given the inability to understand a damn thing and everything becoming tedious for you.

I wish these women would leave me be.

[Ðeath.]

granted, you now have a new set of women approaching you with wild abandon.

I wish I wasn't so forgetful about wishing.

[Napoleon BonaPARTY]

Granted, but you just used your last wish.

I wish I knew if there was life after love.

[Pancake Of Doom]

Granted but now you have to listen to Cher.

I wish the annoying orange didn't get a TV show.

[Boxman]

Granted, Frustrating Watermelon is the new "thing".

I wish Michael Jackson came back from the dead.

[Nelth]

A Norwegian named Michael Jackson is now alive.

I wish that the new server is gonna be morbus 

[Boxman]

No. Impossible.

I wish pie.

[Pillz]

12

[CamperStrike]

Uuuh...

Granted, but I like turtles.  < Yes, I know that's not a turtle

I wish I magically regain all the patience I had when I joined CG as a TTT admin to deal with all the RDM and such.