Welcome to Dota, you suck

[Tennisballesser]

So, basicly, this is a tread for people who want to get started with Dota and / or help out.
I got some nice links you probably wanna read before ruining the game for 9 other people.

Welcome to Dota, you suck
 A guide including the basic
http://www.purgegamers.com/welcome-to-dota-you-suck

Dotafire
A website with shitload of stuff to those who want to find guides on certain heroes or strategy and classes in general.
http://www.dotafire.com/

Dota 2 Wiki
Pretty much boring standard Wiki, but still quite a lot of usefull stuff in it.
http://www.dota2wiki.com/wiki/Dota_2_Wiki

Gonna extend this when I am not tired

[Finniespin]

I was bad at LoL already. Damn Dota is hard.

[Kwaurtz]

I can teach you guys how to play dota. Irish and Holydeath both play with me on the regular and are both getting better.

[Cadaver]

Tennis will have a long sticky thread, soon, so post stuff here you want in the sticky thread, which will help your fellow players.  And I will copypasta anything that belongs in the sticky.

[IrishBandit]

Site I use for cookie cutter builds: http://www.dota2alttab.com/
They're not airtight builds, but they're viable and a good idea of what you should get for newbies.

[Hair Slut]

So this is the new WoW?

[Napoleon BonaPARTY]

Did you suggest dotafire but not suggest dotacinema's youtube channel?

[q bert]

this game is way better tahn WoW

[q bert]

heheeh
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9crtXVJxrXw" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9crtXVJxrXw</a>

[Kwaurtz]

http://www.purgegamers.com/welcome-to-dota-you-suck#.ULjkMIbAQ_w

updated version for dota 2 only