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« on: December 05, 2013, 01:13:07 PM »
Even Zecora Kwanzaa Zebra has forsaken us
THIS HOLIDAY IS DOOMED
ONLY GABEN AND HALF-LIFE 3 COULD POSSIBLY SAVE THIS HOLIDAY SEASON
Calm thy tits child http://gaben.tv/
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« on: December 01, 2013, 08:56:03 PM »
That's right folks, it's that special time of the year. Time for joy, laughter, Santa hats and closet full of angry badgers.
So gather around and why don't you tell me how you plan to spend this holiday season, maybe I'll give you something other than rabies this year.
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« on: December 10, 2012, 01:29:07 PM »
I am the Christmas Badger, born from the hopes and dreams of all the children and camels in the world.
I am not controlled by some unseen force, I am the puppeteer of the Holiday season, pulling the strings of joy and holiday cheer in an unseen cosmic dance.
To know me truly, is to know the void itself.
Christmas is coming a̼̻̺̺͚̮̩̱ͣ͛͞nͮ̉ͦÌÌ„Ì‹Ì‹Í‹Ì¡Ì»Ì¬Í™Ì ÌœÌ–Ì±ÌÌ ď͎̘̹̌ͥͨ̎ͦ̅̀͟ ͊̈̓Į̫̞́͢Ì̗͔͓̼I̓̋ͨÌ̯̟̼̻'̉͑͗̆̓͌ͥÍ̷ͮÌ̬͎͖ͅl̵̫̬̹͇̤̯͕ͩͪͥ̉͆̄̅̚l̳͇͗̇ͫ̊ ͯÍͯ̊Í̯͚̤̓͘b̈͌͂͌Ì̸̖̂͘͞Ì̜͈͎̞ÍÍ…eÌ̖̺̫̬͋͡ ̧̱̳̟̔̋ͯ̀̑ͬͣsͥ̔̓͊ͪ̚҉͔͉̥͜ę̓̑ͧͧͪ͆Í͈e͂̿̄ͥͤͨ͗̄Í͈͉̻̳̜͎͕i̋ͧ͊̃ÌÌÍšnͤ̄̔̀̓҉̦̫gÍ̈Ì̀̃̆Í̪̹̼̺ ̵̛͆̓ͧ͒ͯ̊͜Ì͉͉̻͕y̷͓̜̞̰̓̓̔͘o̎͗̇ÍÌ¿ÍŒÍ̵͎̳uÍ«Ì̛̩͇ͦͬͯ̉ ̪̪ͮͥͯ̾͗ͤ̀s͛͌Ì͓͛ͪ̾͑ͅoÌŽÌ€Ì̈́̔̋ͯÌ͊҉̡̙o̔̃Ì͑̋҉̨̰̙͕̹̮̲̺̬nÌ„Ì̉ͧ̚Í̡͉͓͕̙Ì͈̬ͅ
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« on: December 09, 2012, 08:40:24 PM »
btw, to be fair you all might be forgetting a little something,
15) All members are limited to One Account. Community Leaders may have more than one.
Although we haven't come down hard on this in the past we are soon nearing in on making this rule much much more strict.
Well for the sake of argument, lets say that this is someone's alternate account.
I'm sure they made it purely for the Holidays and have no intention but to make a few people laugh with a badger in a Christmas hat.
Once Christmas has passed, I'm sure the Christmas badger will return to his home until next year.
Isn't that right Christmas Badger?
Nope, the Christmas Badger has decided the Christmas Badger likes this place.
Everyone seems to be reasonably cheerful, unlike all those dirty munchkins don't at my Christmas factory in Jersey.
I think I'll be staying a little longer.
But that wasn't part of the deal! I summoned you, that means you have to stay to the agreement.
My soul for roughly three weeks of Holiday cheer.
You have to go back, I command you!
Who said I had to agree after fulfilling my part of the deal? Once the three weeks are up, I shall claim this site as my own and rule it with an iron fist.
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« on: December 09, 2012, 08:37:20 PM »
btw, to be fair you all might be forgetting a little something,
15) All members are limited to One Account. Community Leaders may have more than one.
Although we haven't come down hard on this in the past we are soon nearing in on making this rule much much more strict.
Well for the sake of argument, lets say that this is someone's alternate account.
I'm sure they made it purely for the Holidays and have no intention but to make a few people laugh with a badger in a Christmas hat.
Once Christmas has passed, I'm sure the Christmas badger will return to his home until next year.
Isn't that right Christmas Badger?
Nope, the Christmas Badger has decided the Christmas Badger likes this place. Everyone seems to be reasonably cheerful, unlike all those dirty munchkins don't at my Christmas factory in Jersey. I think I'll be staying a little longer.
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« on: December 09, 2012, 04:19:35 PM »
Merry December 9th everyone! I've been summoned here, by someone who believe you aren't in the spirit of Christmas.
He tells me that many of you complain about the small snow flakes descending onto your screens.
Did you know, there are many countries across that world that can't even afford to have snow flakes on their site!
Christmas Badger believes in second chances
Unlike his filthy cousin Hanukkah Mongoose, who believes that if you make a mistake you shall burn in the fires of damnation for all eternity.
But I digress, I'm here to spread some Christmas Joy to all the girls and boys.
And remember, on Wednesdays doors are forbidden so please don't make me maul you in your sleep, use a window.
I'll be sticking around for a few more days to make sure none of you are naughty.
Also, don't trust Kwanzaa Zebra, I don't know what he's been up to, but ever since Kwanzaa 1999, he's been a little funny.
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