Funny story I almost got into a fight with a pizza delivery man when I was a kid
I was talking to my mom (told her to stfu and give me a fucking moment) long story short he thought i was talking to him and he left and called the house and said he would beat my ass and i picked it up and we argued over the phone
long story short i was scarred shitless cause i was in like 6th grade and he was a big dude
You then proceeded to take your rage on me and beat me in front of the children again
Due to the fact that weeaboos are incapable of understanding (let alone pronouncing) Japanese, it is quite easy to troll them by using the very language they revere. They'll probably be shitting bricks over how much you appear to know, but you will walk away with the satisfaction that you verbally abused them without them even knowing it.
Weeaboo: Aren't I soo totally kawaii desu ne???!!!1!111 Response: è¿šã‚‚å¯å“€ãã†ã§ã™ã€‚ Tottemo kawai sou desu. (Translation: You are very pitiful.)
They will probably think you know Japanese, and think you complimented them. This will usually result in them prodding you with the question "OMG Leik do u spaek Nipongo?" Response: ã¯ã„ã€ãŠå‰ã®è±šãªé¡”ãŒå‡„ãè‡ã„ã‚“ã 。 Hai, omae no buta na kao ga sugoku kusain'da. (Translation: Yes, your pig-face smells like shit.)
Well when you put it that way...a lot of them are pathetic...
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